This doesn't look very sporting to me.

And his beer won't be cold!

I'd love to know what the playlists look like on that iPod.

He had to get an IPod because he ruined all his CDs (you know, compact discs...heheheeee)

Ah but did you see the back? It read, "... but I still can't get laid"

Yeah, he's spending his time making t-shirts to degrade the women who won't fuck him, instead of washing his pimply face or cleaning the spooge stains off his jeans after he leaves the little boy's room or getting a job where he doesn't have to wear a "Hi, my name is..." tag or telling his mom to stop following him to school and on dates.:thumb:

Is he a new cellar member?

How does he eat?

He eats right off the plate! :rolleyes:

Ok that one definitely made me think WTF? That photo can cause your brain to explode trying to figure it out.

very Daliesque

Good God, Man! Are you trying to get me fired? Label that Dali pic NSFW.

Because of cat relations, or teeny tiny boobs? :lol:

"Currently Active Users: 453 (15 members and 438 guests) "

How do you get 438 "guests"? are they spybots? or the NSA?

They are gremlins

Heheh....

Myself on a bad day...

BREAKING NEWS!
 

The bird flu has struck southern Florida! Spreading fast!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...itsFlorida.jpg

Aw, that's a shame, pink flamingos are already on the brink of extinction :(

Why is that little kid-ghoul from The Grudge standing behind that guy?

:eek:

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"After Bulwinkle's show business career ended, he fell on hard times and took any job he could find."

Photoshop...the ends of the two wood piles are mirror images.

I just saw that picture on snopes the other day

http://snopes.com/photos/animals/workmoose.asp

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Look what followed me home mom!! Can I keep him? He's so cute and even comes with his own accessories...

Infantry Dorf!

Which one would you rather be when the bullets start flying?

The Virgin Mary makes an appearance
 

in a very holy cheese sandwich!

:yum:

Edit: Well, I would say yum, except it doesn't look that fresh.

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You know I'm surprised that one of the toaster makers hasn't come out with a toaster or grill that will accept stencils where you can put images on grilled cheese sandwiches.

We've already got to the point where we're putting photographs on cakes.

Goatse Toasties.

that is sick Monster !!!

I swear I had something like this when I was little, but I can't quite remember how it worked. I am pretty sure it was used on the bread to make indentations before it was toasted

I found this while looking for it though:
Toast the Internet over breakfast

Decisive proof that the Internet really is changing our lives has arrived, with the development of a toaster that can link to the World-Wide Web and imprint the weather forecast onto your breakfast.

The toaster plugs into the Internet using a normal telephone connection and downloads the day's forecast from a specially designed website. The bread is then toasted normally until the final 20–30 seconds, when a stencil in the shape of sun, rain or cloud rolls out over the heating element. The forecast is visible as a dark pattern on the toast.

Robin Southgate, a design student at Brunel University in west London, developed the toaster in conjunction with Stan Swallow of the university's Design for Life centre. He hopes to use more flexible stencils to display text messages or adverts on toast.

From here http://www.nature.com/nature/journal.../410858a0.html

Got any seed money? How hard could it be to make "brands" for this gizmo?

http://www.cuisinart.com/share/img/full/530_full.jpg

Here is a lame way of making toast pictures:

http://how2dostuff.blogspot.com/2005...res-in-it.html

The last step is: Give your piece of toast to a friend, eat it yourself, or sell it on eBay for $28000


Yes, that Virgin Mary toasty cheese sammich sold for 28000.

And you scoffed. :D

http://www.robmonroe.net/upload/2007/5/3/cloud3.jpg

http://www.robmonroe.net/upload/2007/5/3/cloud8.jpg

:lol:

Youse guys obviously don't click my links...

One last chance.

I'll be expecting some of these next Valentine's day. PM me for my address :D

Archie McPhee is awesome!! I have a sproing pug (now sproing-less) on my desk that I got years ago from them.

Yeah...but does it have the Kung Fo grip feature and real hair?

Cancer you do this?

I would guess that just about anyone can...

It's gonna remain a guess, though.

I might be able to, but I'm sure as hell going to do my best not to find out.

And that folks, is the very last item on the list of things that are better than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.

Wonder of her vag is that accomodating as well. Talk about tossing a pencil into a tunnel!

wizard sleeve fo sho

Wow!!! This would scare it out of me!
 

That, John, is a WTF.

I see a guy with a camera, and another guy with a camphone. Plus the person taking this picture. Three prepared photographers. Plus, the cashier is standing to the side. Clearly, they knew the cat would be thrown. But why? Must be a promotion. Wherever the cat lands, you get that menu item free?