Can he do math? Or does he just get conventional sex?

Massages suck for me, i just fall asleep.

I prefer to to laugh, thats the best aprodesiac.. mock wrestling, silly little teasing, pulling faces. I know, im like, SO immature right now.

Actually the most HOTTEST thing i can remember is one night, whilst out at a pub, this guy touched the back of my neck really softly, almost not at all. ran his finger from my hairline down the back of my neck. It only lasted a split second but DAMN! talk about goosebumps, weak knees and chills. And i wasnt even that into him before that.

Um, and what about after that?

You know she can't kiss & tell. Or will she?...

:lol:

tw, tell me about YOUR love life.

*anticipation*

Kissing and telling is the most fun part, because when you retell it, it's like reliving it.

Speaking of which, I have some things to share, but I don't want to gross out any guys (or girls who are opposed to mm sex).

:worried: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :worried:

im not grossed out, sex is sex.

I dont like retelling things, and i rarely do.. it kind of then becomes a story to me, and not something i did. i like to reliveit in my head though..

laebedahs.. i thought you were straight? dont you have kids?

i'm not opposed.. sex is sex. sex stories are sex stories.

I am in favor of all kinds of sex involving human beings.

So long as you don't spook the horses.

Yes I have one child, I don't really like to label myself, though. Besides, if I were to retell this story, I wouldn't want to censor, and I don't think these boards are ready for that.

These are boards not boreds. ;)

Well if that's the case, I'll least put a warning. I'm a bit hesitant to post this, so don't be surprised if it disappears.

Warning: the below message may not be suitable for those who are homophobic, generally against same sex relations, or easily shocked or offended by graphic language.




I've met two guys so far through a particular personals website. Back in December, the first guy I drove to his house, we sucked each other, he fucked me in the ass, then pulled out and we jacked off to each other. He came first over my dick and I finished off second.

Earlier this month, the second guy was actually two; it was supposed to be a mmm threesome. We met near by my apartment, they both came over but the main guy had to leave. He was able to come back later that day though and we had sex for an hour and a half (never had sex that long before). Between sucking, toys, and fucking, it was great.

But then I realized: while I enjoyed it, I'm not attracted to guys, so while I love the act (receiving a blowjob and being fucked in the ass I like, but my jaw/mouth got so tired, I really don't like giving blowjobs) and the equipment I certainly don't like the total package -- if that makes sense.

You lose the ability to remove a post after 24 hours, but if you want it removed after that just PM me. I've removed several posts from people who got cold feet later or who found later they needed to protect their privacy etc.

But in this day I don't think there's much to be embarrassed by - you know, it's like, the increased sexualization of the culture and especially of the internet, if you aren't the goatse man or whatever prong is currrently fucking Paris Hilton in nightvision, nobody cares as much anymore.