no




have you brushed YOUR teeth?

yes


have you brushed the teeth of any member of the "Golden Girls"??

No, they never habded them to me

Do you like Listerine breath strips?

yes

have you ever used the generic "brand X" Listerine knock off?

No

do you have stinky breath?

No?

Ever given a Hot Carl? aka CHili dog?

No

Anyone Have Oink invites ?

no


Can I forward email attachments, such as photos?


*not computer savy*:o

Yes

Are they nice photos?

Yes

Do they show naughty bits?

Yes

Will you pay money to see them?

no, free porn all over the net. why pay?



do you touch yourself in the shower?

Yep - got to get those bits clean :)

Do you touch yourself for a long time in the shower?

Yes. It's my soap and my dick. I'll wash it as long as I want.

Did you ever take a dump so big you had to break it up with the plunger?

no, dont own a plunger.

did you just grab my arse?