Renan Topagua

DANNON

"In [what was then Soviet] Georgia, where they eat a lot of yogurt, a lot of
people live past 100," says one spot from a series for Dannon yogurt, which
fondly filmed a village of centenarians enjoying free samples. One ends:
"eighty-nine-year-old Renan Topagua... ate two cups. That pleased his mother
very much."

Goats

Edward Albee

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http://cellar.org/2004/goat.jpg

They used to, these days they mostly eat food houndouts. The centenarians are gone too, a few years back the government stopped paying pensions to cut costs and they all died because they couldn't buy food, wouldn't that be a funny joke if it wasn't true.

Pensions-->chicken coops

mr garrison. (south park reference)

Garrote!!!! (Spanish for nightstick)

coyote (english for human smuggler)

Acme

acne

teens

alien space invaders

Close Encouters of the 3rd kind.

cooties

sorry, I couldn't help it, but QTPatootie