haha...I'm going to remember that one Clod. I'm sure I'll be able to use it today even. I'm taking the kids to the beach, so there's bound to be idiocy involved. :)
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Dude, she's 14, and kinda dating. We're still worried about the "Hotter Otters" thing. |
She's not dating the Hotter Otters Guy. He wanted to last year, but she was all "ew that'd be like dating my brother". Swimmers kinda don't date each other so much -I suspect because swimsuits hide nothing so they have to act more like family to preserve their dignity/sanity
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Specially the boys. lol
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Mum-isms.
- "You will eat today, won't you? I don't want you fainting on me tonight!" - "Don't worry, I'll eat. Erm... I've never fainted in my life..." - "Well you know, cold night, no food, long walk." Does she really think I never eat? And it's going to be 13 degrees tonight. Hardly Arctic conditions. Still, I assume it all comes from a place of love. That and me not embarrassing her with my fainting behaviour :lol: |
lol...so you can wear your purple petti?
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Addi..."Tyler said the F word! Can I tell you it? I know its bad, but can I tell you?"
Me..."Just this once" Addi....eyes real big...."SHIT!" |
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The petti deserves better treatment - especially on its virgin voyage. Am hoping to wear it to add a gothic touch under my black skirt when I go out with colleagues in August. No-one will have seen anythig like it :) |
You totally should have mock fainted.
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Addi needs to pay more attention at school. lol
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Me: (Muttering in the kitchen) What is the world coming to?
mm: (From the dining room) Daddy, worlds have always been that way. |
Swimmer Girl: I love the smell of laundry detergent, is that weird?
Me: Not really, you're supposed to like it otherwise what's the point? Swimmer Girl: It's really good Me: Wait, that's a whites load -that's bleach you can smell. Chlorine...... paraphrasing a conversation from this morning |
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I love the smell of chlorine in the morning... |
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