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Hmmm, I'm initially torn on that one:
It's a nice play on the suspected origin of our troubles. OTOH, in tough times, some may turn to the world's oldest profession to make ends meet... especially desperate single parents. I suppose that if they can afford to go online and peruse the Cellar, they're not hurting too much. Go with it. |
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The Cellar: We ordered a sewing machine, not a typewriter!
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The Cellar: Stand in the place where you live and don't come around here no more
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The Cellar: Has a skunk weed agenda.
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The Cellar: We said Masking Tape, not Mask 'n' Type!
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The Cellar: Does this mask make my ears look big?
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The Cellar: Did someone just tell the Monkey the typewriter was non-essential?
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The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
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The Cellar: We have anecdotal evidence that bacon consumption inhibits coronavirus disease
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The Cellar: Please keep at least two thirds of a whale penis away
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so, just the tip is ok?
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:::I love how we're getting new taglines almost daily:::
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The Cellar: That does it, the gloves are coming off... oh wait
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The Cellar: Who was that Masked Capuchin?
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The Cellar: Will trade TP for some fava beans and a nice chianti
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The Cellar: Back from the brink of brinkmanship
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The Cellar: Wastin' away again in Coronaville, searchin' for our lost tin of butter beans
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The Cellar: For when life becomes your Guantánamo
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The Cellar: Free Psychokinetic Haircuts
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The Cellar: We ignore it, it goes away
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The Cellar: Eyes on The Prize
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The Cellar: Our contact can get us haircuts done by its pet groomer
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The Cellar: Monkey will exchange typewriter for 666 piece puzzle
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The Cellar: We have no idea what we're talking about 'cause we put ourselves on Ignore
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The Cellar: I......n......t......h......e...…
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The Cellar: More like the smellar, am I right??
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The Cellar: whence came a priest a rabbi and a mullah
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Don't talk 'bout his mullah, man.
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The Cellar: Free Analysis. Therapy is a different story
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The Cellar: HELP! We're being abducted by Real Life!
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no thank you real life
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The Cellar: It's the dog's bark... or something like that
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The Cellar: Unsupervised?
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The Cellar: Like the thrill of riding on a runaway train
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The Cellar: There's no sheet music on this stuff
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The Cellar: Glory days, ours are passing you by
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The Cellar: Under the Jurisdiction of the Ministry of Silly Posts
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The Cellar: Your Facebook Antidote
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The ______: Now in Witness Protection Program (the things we've seen)
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The Cellar: Pure as a white wedding
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The Cellar: Best before 04-22-2020, 12:07 PM
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Tagline expires June 29th, 2021.
The Cellar: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... Ah, ha, ha, ha, sexobon is sixty-five
Well, you can tell by the way I use my chalk I'm a postin' man, no time to talk Some posts long and some posts short, I'm still hangin' 'round I'm not yet bored And now it's alright, it's okay And you may have me on ignore today Don't even try to understand Why there're no threads that I began Whether I'm a-postin' or whether I'm a-lurkin' I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive Feel the news breakin' and everybody shakin' I'm stayin' alive, at sixty-five Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, sexobon is sixty-five Tagline goin' nowhere, somebody help me Somebody help me, yeah Tagline goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah... I'm stayin' alive! |
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Yay!!!
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The Cellar: Curbside pick-up available, PM xoxoxoBruce for a good time
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The Cellar: The words of the tagline are written on the subway walls and tenement halls
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The Cellar: Like a Tesla among Robin Reliants
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The Cellar: Put in your two cents and wait for change
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The Cellar: Virtual Lives Matter; more or less, sockpuppets not so much
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The Cellar: Please, Sir, we want some more
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The Cellar: In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more In the midnight hour babe more, more, more With a rebel yell more, more, more More, more, more |
The Cellar: When you're in deep shit we'll throw you a tagline
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The Cellar: Give us your mired, your demur, your huddled taglines yearning for a read
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