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skysidhe 09-14-2010 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 682202)
Do you have a source for that image? I'd like to see some of the artists other works.

It was a stumble upon image, so no, sorry.:neutral:

SteveDallas 09-14-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 682257)
These people are seriously fucked up... and they drive, vote and breed.:eyebrow:

Sometimes all three at the same time!

Gravdigr 09-15-2010 05:17 PM

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A little something for everybody...well, a big something. Three big somethings, actually.:eek:

SteveDallas 09-15-2010 07:15 PM

Those legwarmers are 'shopped... no way that's a natural pattern.

richlevy 09-15-2010 08:22 PM

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Who's Yin and who's Yang

TheMercenary 09-15-2010 09:44 PM

Hot.

Crimson Ghost 09-15-2010 11:12 PM

Outstanding.

xoxoxoBruce 09-15-2010 11:20 PM

Bah, I think that's phony machine made lace. :rolleyes:

Crimson Ghost 09-15-2010 11:42 PM

Maybe, but it's a new tradition between the bride and maid of honor.

And I love traditions...

Gravdigr 09-17-2010 12:14 AM

If the machine is phony, how'd it make the lace? Huh?:eyebrow:

Lamplighter 09-17-2010 08:51 AM

bilateral symmetry

zippyt 09-17-2010 07:42 PM


Spexxvet 09-18-2010 08:30 AM

Holy queef bubbles, Batman!

Clodfobble 09-18-2010 12:08 PM

"This is the deadliest of the female ninja tricks!"

I will be using that line from now on.

Undertoad 09-18-2010 12:20 PM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Heroes in kimonos
Pussy power

Undertoad 09-18-2010 12:23 PM

Wait, there's a part two!


Flint 09-18-2010 12:32 PM

For the 1,000th time, I really have to wonder: how do they come up with this stuff ???

SteveDallas 09-18-2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 683236)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Heroes in kimonos
Pussy power

That reminds me of "Pussy Man" from the Stephen Lynch song "Superhero."

Trilby 09-19-2010 05:55 AM

Ha - that dude couldn't outrun bubbles!

Gravdigr 09-19-2010 06:05 AM

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Just what, not why. Bottle openers?!

richlevy 09-19-2010 06:31 AM

Peckerwood!

BTW, as far as the bubbling vagina is concerned, at least you know it's clean.:cool:

dmg1969 09-19-2010 07:47 AM

That's just a cheap rip-off of the old BubbleCunt comic strip.

xoxoxoBruce 09-19-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 683345)
Ha - that dude couldn't outrun bubbles!

It's not that he couldn't outrun a bubble, he couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to be sucked in or not. ;)

Gravdigr 09-19-2010 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 683352)
BTW, as far as the bubbling vagina is concerned, at least you know it's clean.:cool:

I've had the vagina, it's quite good.

Nirvana 09-20-2010 10:37 AM

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Tattoo of the year



My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.
He asked me, Why not? All my friends have a tattoo!

I told him, It would be a stain on your body!
He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly?

And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.
After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...

and I thought ... a Cartoon Character... is probably not so bad!

monster 09-20-2010 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 683519)
I told him, It would be a stain on your body!

GROAN!

Gravdigr 09-21-2010 03:42 PM

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That's a crawfish.:eek:

footfootfoot 09-21-2010 07:11 PM

that should go right next to the Indian woman nursing the cat or what ever it was.

Crimson Ghost 09-21-2010 07:19 PM

And to think, all this time, I thought crabs affected a different part of the body.

TheMercenary 09-21-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 683964)
That's a crawfish.:eek:

Back to nature S&M. :)

spudcon 09-21-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 683238)
Wait, there's a part two!


Calgon, take me away!

RellikLaerec 09-24-2010 11:31 AM

AHHHHHHHHHH!
http://www.orsm.net/shite/update201009231/rs043.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 09-24-2010 04:23 PM

Don't hot link.

footfootfoot 09-24-2010 08:00 PM

omg
In a very fucked up way I hope that is torture and not self amusement. Undoubtedly the 11th horseman of the apocalypse.

The pre-come is a nice touch

Flint 09-27-2010 05:02 PM

OMG, hottest thing evar.


BigV 09-27-2010 10:09 PM

I doubt I'd last eight seconds with a ride(r) like that

Gravdigr 09-28-2010 12:19 AM

:headshake

RellikLaerec 09-28-2010 10:00 AM

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Sorry Bruce.. Won't do it again. Just really didn't want to save it but.... Here ya go folks!


OK I'm confused. Was the link in the original removed from the post or is it still there? I don't want to double post something.

dmg1969 09-28-2010 11:06 AM

Nice Flint! Her mistake was every guy's benefit. She really thought it was a good idea doing it in THAT outfit? :facepalm: Still though...:drool:

Trilby 09-28-2010 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dmg1969 (Post 685361)
Nice Flint! Her mistake was every guy's benefit. She really thought it was a good idea doing it in THAT outfit?

Yes, she thought it was a good idea.

She's an idiot. Or really drunk.

xoxoxoBruce 09-28-2010 12:39 PM

Or maybe an exhibitionist. ;)

Gravdigr 09-28-2010 04:45 PM

Why couldn't she be a drunk, exhibitionist, idiot?

Do not deny me my dream.

xoxoxoBruce 09-28-2010 06:57 PM

She could, just suggesting to Brianna that it could have been intentional.

Elspode 09-28-2010 11:21 PM

Who cares if it was intentional or not? Not the 30 guys who rushed up to sniff the saddle right after the camera was shut down.

ZenGum 09-29-2010 08:05 AM

The only thing "wrong" with that outfit is that it isn't wet.

impress 09-30-2010 07:17 AM

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Sniffin' the funk from the junk.

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2010 11:57 AM

'Bout as intimate as it gets. :rolleyes:

classicman 09-30-2010 01:40 PM

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I just cannot comment ... Its too WTF - even for me.

classicman 09-30-2010 02:12 PM

http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/upl...tornainbow.jpg

Gravdigr 09-30-2010 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 685821)
'Bout as intimate as it gets, while separated by a wall. :rolleyes:

Fixed it.

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2010 02:45 PM

Well we do have to maintain decorum, otherwise it might lead to dancing.

Gravdigr 09-30-2010 02:47 PM

Like the Horizontal Bop?

HungLikeJesus 09-30-2010 02:54 PM

I'm trying to figure out what makes that last one either NSF or WTF.

HungLikeJesus 09-30-2010 02:55 PM

Post 2978 reminds me of what happened the first time I tried riding a bicycle.

classicman 09-30-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 685863)
I'm trying to figure out what makes that last one either NSF or WTF.

Sorry - I put it in the wrong thread. UT,Bruce or wolf... if you would, please move it. thanks

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2010 11:10 PM

No, live in shame, you putter in the wrong threader, you.:eyebrow:

Scriveyn 10-01-2010 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 685842)
I just cannot comment ... Its too WTF - even for me.
http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1285871999

Pippi Longstocking, the latter years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikipedia
" Her fiery red hair is worn in braids that are so tightly wound that they stick out sideways from her head."

"She is also seen in the various movies picking up a horse ... "


xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 685358)
Sorry Bruce.. Won't do it again. Just really didn't want to save it but.... Here ya go folks!

I was just telling you why it was red X-ing. Your punishment is pictured. :lol:

Quote:

OK I'm confused. Was the link in the original removed from the post or is it still there? I don't want to double post something.
Nope, it's still there. It's one of weird computery things. I hit the quote button on that post, copied the link into a new browser window without disturbing your post, and saw the picture at orsm. Then I close that window, come back to the Cellar, and I can see the picture in your post, but without doing that, I see a red-x.
We will now return control of your... ;)

Undertoad 10-01-2010 10:21 AM

orsm has anti-hotlinking code. When you viewed it directly, you were kinda viewing it at orsm, so you are viewing it in a non-hotlinked way.

When you viewed it, your browser cached it, ie, made a local copy.

Then, when you returned to this page, your browser noticed that you requested the same image at the same address you looked at it, and displayed the cached copy.

It's the same thing that keeps the tip mug image from updating until you hit Refresh.

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2010 10:25 AM

See, I knew it was a computery thing.
As usual, cash... er, cashe, does wonders. :D


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