hehe. i'm not married and i enjoy my lunch hour just about evvvvvery day!
no, my hand is NOT tired and yes, my g/f is finally home! :joylove:

Outstanding and a lot easier than typing with one hand ;)

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I did think of you, plt, when I wrote that and I should have included a caveat for you! :)

Anyway-congrats on all the good exercise you are getting!

oh yeah. it's awesome! we're compatible in every sense....
look for a marriage post in the near future!

then you can start having sex once a month. ;)

i hope to take exception to that conception! :)

The Fundies ordained it. :(

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

That was a big coincidence, huh? Must of ruined the mood! :mg:

So did you find out who was calling you?

Thats weird. VERY weird.

HahahAHhahahaha!!!!


ermm....I mean - wow, that's strange. How would anybody know that you would be laying in bed jacking off when your wife was at work?

Weird.

Unlikely the guy on the phone knew. Would have probably orgasmed if he had. :lol:

I never tried that. Would that be cheating on my wife? Doesn't cheating have to involve physical contact? Am I rationalizing?

Yes you are trying to rationalize!!!! And it would be cheating - so you will have to try it with your wife! :love:

I tried phone sex and cyber sex with a girlfriend and they were both sort of exciting. I'm not sure I'd do it again, but it at least made us feel connected since we couldn't be together at the time. I'd like to ask a question also though. I've never had any delusions about being a great lover or anything, 5-10 minutes and I'm napping peacefully. Yet with the woman I am/was recently seeing, I've been able to last for 1/2 hour or more. She is having the "best sex of her life" Its been awesome for me too and done wonders for my self confidence. But whats up with that? She thinks I'm "Studly Do-right", and I have no idea why its so different with her and how do I keep it this way for my future partner(s)?