I've never used a can of spam to get myself off.
And for the record...I removed the thing in Iggy's ass. Just ask her.

And now for my question,
Have you ever wondered why old people love hard candy so much?

only because that's the only hard thing they'll ever see for the rest of their lives!!!

No

Are you crazy?

crunch crunch!

So does that mean they bite the candy or suck it?

how many licks until you get to the center??

1, 2, ttthree,

They suck it...all day baby.

And no, I am not crazy. But I am hungry.
Anyone else hungry?

FOR YOUR TOOTSIE POP

Are you gonna get muffled?

No. She turned me down.

Are you gonna get punched in the face today? hehe

No

Are you gonna get a creampie today?

No

will monkeys fly outta my butt?

yes

are you ready for that?

Yes, I'm like a boy scout, or a girl guide, or whoever is always prepared

Are you always prepared?

No.

Does being unprepared make you a bad person?

No, it makes you raw.

Will our democracy survive the rest of this administration's abuse intact?

Yes


will your mind survive your mindless liberal babble intact?