Magic eight-ball, has Cicero never seen The Young Ones?

And while we're at it, magic eight ball, where is SmoothMoniker, thy oracle?

Magic Eight Ball- is Cicero just making up questions to page smoothmoniker?

back.

:celebrat: :beer:

Finally! Whats going on?

Magic 8 Ball:

We can't always get what we want. But, if we try sometimes, do we find...we get what we need?

No. We frequently get neither. Especially when we've been a bad boy. Bad, bad boy.

Naughty.

Life. Big, heaping piles of life.

Excellent! Last you were here you were posting pics of the new house...

Magic Eight-Ball:

Should I tell her I want to be more than a friend?

Yep. Since then, I've been crawling through shit in the basement trying to fix the plumbing, crawling through fiberglass in the attic trying to patch the roof, and crawling on my hands and knees to beg for gigs to pay for the damn thing.

I believe my good friend XKCD said it best

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Excellent - Ahhh the joys of home ownership
Welcome aboard.

GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD!!!

The guy aging is reeeeeaaaaal subtle...

Dear magic 8 Ball, when exactly will it get better?

March of 2012

bummer.

thanks

Dear Magic 8 ball, what can I do to make it more like Monday?

ask again later

Magic 8 Ball: am I destined to be Queen of the Zombies, or an alien housepet?

And can either be very very soon?

Look man, it don't like Monday, it just don't, and unless you wanna wake it up with an Irish Coffee and a hummer, it just ain't never gonna like Monday.

Given your penchant for scratching things and your self-grooming oral fetish, alien housepet seems more likely.

Back.

Magic Eight Ball: Do you have change for a five?

I have both hope AND change for a 5.

Thank you Magic Eight Ball. Follow-up question:

What exactly is supposed to happen when someone rubs two nickels together?

a frothy santorum emerges.

Too far?

Magic 8 ball: How far is too far? People say I go there quite often.

Apparently, sex is fine, politics is fine, but anything that mixes the two is too far.