I like pic #60. Earl fell down and busted his ass while the cameraman howled.

I bet Earl is a riot to party with. Until he gets mean drunk.

The many hairstyles of Earl.

hell, #25 and 59 look like he was trying to pose for galmour shots!

After you get to know the photographer, you're much more comfortable ...

That is one impressive record of drunkenness. He was arrested on the same day he got out for the most recent offense. I am awed.

everyone's seen the pic of the guy in N.O. looting heineken, right?

he's got his own website dedicated to him. check it out Here

Geek Test

I rank 37.47535

We recently geek tested in a non-related thread.

58.57988 extreme geek

Economic myths. Actually, yes, I do find this kind of thing interesting. Thank you for asking.

One of the finest you've linked, Biggie. It was VERY interesting. I never knew about Jefferson's agrarianist leanings.

NSFW !!!!!
That is ENTIRELY to Serious !!!!
Try this ,

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

One of the finest you've linked, Zip. It was VERY interesting.

What an astounding number of those women have nipples that point in opposite directions. It was also interesting to see that the two I suspected of having implants were wearing very loose, shapeless shirts over them.

Fun for hours--Maybe
 

Did you ever wonder if maybe you should buy those stocks that people email you about?

Wonder no more.

(I find the included Google ad bar ironic.)

If you shorted those stocks you would make a serious mint! :yelgreedy

Are you more Blue or Red?

More differences... The previous one was funny because it sounded true. This one is true and only sounds funny.

Men versus Women.

Yeah, too bad you can't (according to what he said on the page).

Most of those stocks end in .PK, which if I'm not mistaken is the suffix given to companies who have declared Chapter 7 (no restructuring, down for good) bankruptcy. At least that's the suffix my former employer got when they declared bankruptcy. I still don't understand how one can trade stock that doesn't technically exist anymore though...

Click to turn...

Stumble sent me to this page at the ACLU.

Even if you don't like the ACLU, the skit is funny.

Nice air race sequences...

http://www.redbullcopilot.com/air_race/launch.html

Ho-leee SPIT!! I want one, bad.

You'd only fly your eye out. :headshake

Time waster!
http://www.btinternet.com/~ndesprez/

Wow. ditto

Damn. These are cooler than the ones of the faery and the dragon that they have at the Walgreen's ... (discovered on al ink from eiffelenator's entry)

Check out the Big Box Mart here http://www.jibjab.com/Home.aspx

One of these probably leads to the other ...

Tickle the girl

You da Sperm!

The Onion has your weekly Presidential address.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41433

go on.....take the Asshole/Bitch test. you know you want to!

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 40% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f8828b94-f1d9-424a-b2d8-9b47d093da27.gif" alt="Part Time Asshole/Bitch." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
But I don't look that good.

Only 33% for me. I need to try harder.

41%

I am 43% Asshole and 57% Bitch. I knew it! :blunt:/:ivy:

Fear Me.

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 67% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=677b4d56-0480-46a8-9692-91c33814327d.gif" alt="Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

76%. I fear no one. :rar:

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 57% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=677b4d56-0480-46a8-9692-91c33814327d.gif" alt="Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 48% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=f8828b94-f1d9-424a-b2d8-9b47d093da27.gif" alt="Part Time Asshole/Bitch." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Nothing I didn't already know.

But since I know everything..........

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 61% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=677b4d56-0480-46a8-9692-91c33814327d.gif" alt="Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Is that a picture of Howard Stern? How humiliating.

Lame, funny and just plain bad tattoos One section is not safe for work so watch what section you click on once you're on the home page. :speechls:

Yet another online test. Which fantasy/sci-fi character are you?


<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/gandalf.jpg" width="230" height="250" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

I'm Wesely Crusher?

Ewwww.

At least I've heard of him. Who the hell is Marcus Cole?

<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/spock.jpg" width="239" height="200" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

From Babylon 5.

Hey, whaddaya know. I'm Marcus, too. I dunno. I may have answered some of the questions too nobly.

<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/yoda.jpg" width="199" height="313" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>I am incredibly flattered. And considerably taller, but only half as good looking. Thankfully, I have more hair, just not in my ears. :lol:

I be ELROND !!!!!
<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/elrond.jpg" width="182" height="288" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

Who in the flying crapballs is Raistlin Majere:

<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/raistlin.jpg" width="165" height="316" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

?????

Dragonlance? Definitely D&D.

SonofV suggests The Llama Song. It is silly, it is hyper, and it cracks him up! We're talking over and over again. Caution, if you have any tolerance for this kind of foolishness, the tune will be lodged in your head...caveat emptor.



edit: Presented for your listening pleasure, the lyrics to Llama Song!!

Here’s a llama there’s a Llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama

llama llama duck

Llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama llama llama mushroom llama

Llama llama duck


I was once a treehouse I lived in a cake but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen little child, to the safety rail


Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama Llama’s llama taste of llama

Llama llama duck

Half a llama twice a llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama

Llama llama duck


Is this how it’s told now is it all so old is it made of lemon juice doorknob ankle cold

now my song is getting thin, I’ve run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/yoda.jpg" width="199" height="313" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

venerated sage with vast power and knowledge, you gently guide forces around you while serving as a champion of the light.

Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not - for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life greets it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminescent beings are we, not this crude matter! You must feel the Force around you, everywhere.

<p><a href="http://www.tk421.net/character/"><img src="http://www.tk421.net/character/ivanova.jpg" width="298" height="213" style="border-color:#f8f8ff;" border="2" alt="Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?" /></a></p>

SonofV's (aka BigLlama guy) character is represented by Susan Ivanova. (got to watch that sometime, but the bio is favorable. Sounds like him. Good kid.)

But when he saw the test, he instantly wanted to be Darth :vader1: Vader. Hehehe.. he don't know him(self) werry well, do he? [/tweety]

Wesley Crusher? :right:

Hey! I'm Anakin Skywalker! That's little Darth Vader, right? Ehx-cellent!

:vader1: And, it really is appropriate coz more and more I AM turning to the Dark Side.

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 19% Asshole/Bitch.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=41ed3826-0fbb-4c02-8e23-501693e6baf3.gif" alt="Not an Asshole or a Bitch." border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e">Take the<br>Asshole/Bitch Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>