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Note to self: Large bonfires with over 1 ton of dry wood do not need 5 gallons of gas to ignite.

And they say Darwin was wrong...

Hey UT: more evidence that bass players ROCK!

WOW! What a great find. Kudos.
Bass players never change. :haha:

This appears to be a minute and a half of a French documentary showing police dog training. Four different "takedowns" with the most viciously trained dogs you will ever see. The first one is the most amazing of all: the dog takes out a guy driving a van, while the van is moving. He actually rips the guy out the window.

They aren't very well trained if they won't disengage on command.

The music makes it.

Not the kinda dog you want to go up to and pet! "Aw, cute puppy, who's a cute little do... AGH! NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FAAAACE!"

That's why they're in training. If they were done with the training they'd be swaggering through town picking up bitches. :lol:

When I was a kid we had a town swimming pond that was basicly a sand bowl with a brook running in and out. The bowl was 360 deg and about 4 ft higher than the water.
One Halloween, we..uh ...some idiots, thought it would be fun to pour about 15 or 20 gallons on the water then call the fire dept and tell them the pond was on fire.
You know the rest...... :vader1:

Dear xoB:

This song's for you.

V.F.D.
Written by Michelle Shocked

Me and my friend and this boy named Eddie
We was bored one afternoon
We was sitting in the hay
It was a hot Texas day
And we was playing with matches like some kids do

We would throw our matches in the high dry grass
Close our eyes and count to ten
And then race the burning field
Doin' the toe and heel
We'd die laughing
We'd do it all over again

I'm singing
Where there's smoke there's sure to be a fire
Ready, steady, go, it was down to the wire
We was racing inevitability
We was making trouble for the V.F.D.
(That's the Volunteer Fire Department, now)

Oh, I'm sure that you know how this story goes
Our little fire ran out of control
Somebody called for the V.F.D.
It was not me, it weren't me, Jack

A-ha, they drive from fifteen miles away
So when they arrive, I'm sorry to say
That the field was black
Yes, and the sky was grey
And you know those barns they store hay in...?

A-ha, the volunteers all shook their heads
And then I recall one of them said
"This fire was no accident
No, this fire started with a match"

I slowly backed into the crowd
Me and Eddie we looked at each other
We never mentioned it to this day
But my friend, she went and told her mother all
Jesus!
(Can you believe that?)

She said
"Where there's smoke there's sure to be a fire
Ready, steady, go, it was down to the wire
We was racing inevitability, ma
We was making trouble for the V.F.D., ma
We was raising insurance premiums, ma
We was spreading fear of arson
We was spreading fear of arson
All around Kelsey"

I'm not real sure that wasn't something more akin to Coleman fuel. I just love the awesome power of five gallons of explosive vapor trapped beneath an enormous, essentially solid object being ignited by someone who isn't smart enough to comprehend the simplest laws of physics.

That's how far you would have gotten before it was all over. :fuse:

Nice one. have only just now been able to see video %^(!$& broswer trouble. Here's another fun one. maybe NSFW.

http://media2.big-boys.com/files/tidyup.wmv

Incredibly silly organic foods pitch. But I snickered pretty hard and watched it twice. Screw Sith, watch Store Wars

No really. It's quite humorous.

and rember kids , be safe with those fire works !!!!!

http://www.bulletinboardforum.com/li...th&af=&id=1813

Good grief. Hey, Billy. What does it say on his chest? I'm too stupid to live? verrry funny.

you see this is the kind of shenanagigns I was talking about , YOUNG MAN !!!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1120240121

Children shouldn't play with matches. But I am glad that they had a video camera available so they can serve as a warning to others.

I've had one of those "Roman Candles" backfire while holding it at arms length in front of me. Burnt my shirt real good. :mg:

maybe this should be posted to the Parenting thread...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/mean_mom.wmv

How to tell if a relationship is over. In 90 seconds.

I hope he's not expecting severance pay...
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Caught-On-Film

remember those huge Iraqi spiders?? check THIS out!

edit: oh, the advertisements might be NSFW!

I've known this one for a few weeks and I find it hilarious. Take a look.
http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005...ang-remix.html

And I just discovered this one by the same author. If you like the first movie this one is definitely worth a look :)
http://www.funfreepages.com/videos/e-sure_remix.php

The spider thing was interesting, but icky.

Incidentally, I wouldn't recommend that "meet trashy women" website that's advertised in the sidebar. I recognized at least three of the trashy women from work. They are NOT coworkers, if you get my meaning.

I had to explain to DaughterofV the other day what a double entendre was. She knew, but wasn't familiar with the term. This would have been instructive.

LOL! wink,wink, ok!
yet another clip from them same site. i bring you Shark Vs. Octopus truely amazing! again, ads on page are NSFW and video could be NSFDU

Hot dog! That was something! I am a member of that aquarium, and I've enjoyed looking at that tank many times (I think I have some pics around here...). Very cool. Thanks plthijinx.

Atomic Tests, set to music.

NEAT. (and made it past my office netnanny, so I have a new time <strike>waster</strike> occupier).

maybe this should be posted in the WTF thread 'cuz this just isn't right! radio show PRANK

Ipecac in action.

(NSFW)

Talk about Howard Stern rip-off (not that I'm a big fan or anything).

Wow. That was neat. The music rocked. (of course, white zombie) The number of different explosions was kind of scary. And we wonder why cancer rates are booming...I'd hate to think about the crap all those 'tests' have spewed into circulation over the last 50 years or so...yikes.

Seen this Blaupunkt ad ?

I just thought the effects of the ipecac were interesting.

From here. Just curious, how many tablespoonsful do you think were in the bottom of that bottle? 10? 20? More? Compared to the oral dosage of 1-2 tablespoons, repeated once after twenty to thirty minutes, would you consider this an overdose? Perhaps it was diluted with water. The effects didn't seem diluted in any way. I hope that f*cker gave him his money.

Alien plant life invades Earth...

Wow, that's 43Mb. No wonder the quality is so good. :thumbsup:

Was that you dying at the console? :mg:

if I say yes, will I be mocked? ( coz i think I'm allergic to mocking )

Better take some Benadryl then.

On second thought, take two.

(That was a lot better than the Viking Kittens version, I must say. Actually I say that without the slightest drop of sarcasm, which, as you may come to understand, is unusual, to say the least)

frig the benadryl...chloropromozine baby......hell yea

I haven't been to PEI since 1958. How about posting some pictures in the "Cities and Travel" section? :)

can do...I'll get the camera out tomorrow

"This is indeed a dark city, and we're bringing the light. You know, wherever soldiers go, there goes the word of God"

Eh, Californians. :biggrin:

This was entertaining.

How We Built the Quintessential Sentry Gun

Talk
Action

Just what we need, a gov't functionary running around, performing catholic rituals on civilian properties.

I'm not sure how you can ever live down being run over by your own car...

http://www.otbackup.net/files/AdriaBmwDriftCrash.mpg

...that is, assuming he lived.

Well, at least he had his a jumpsuit on.

I want one. Or three.

Either he or his heirs will have to sue the manufacturer due to a lack of a label warning "do not exit moving vehicle during stunt show."

I was thinking six. One for each corner of the house and one for each non-adjoining corner of the porch. Each with a 270 degree FOV would cover the entire area around the house with some overlap.

Still, it is good to see the Darwin Awards going video, now. It was pretty cool reading about all the idiots in the world taking themselves out of the gene pool, but it is even cooler to watch.

Trailer for "The Shining," done Disney style:

http://www.abum.com/show/8221/shining.wmv

Funnier than it sounds. Really, click it.

That was good. Give ya chills how effective packaging can reveal or conceal the contents.

There's another one, for West Side Story[mov].