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Radar 05-01-2003 10:39 AM

I've held office within the party, nothing big though. I will run for office and I'm in a fairly rural area so I don't think the competition will be too tough. I am thinking about starting off either at a city council level although my friends think I should start off in some non-partisan race like water district. When I run, I intend to win so I'll be saving a few bucks and hitting up a lot of Libertarians for campaign donations and to volunteer. I'm not sure who I'll have manage my campaign. Mark Selzer has been doing a bit of that lately in between doing his Libertarian cable access television and radio shows.

juju 05-01-2003 11:29 AM

I recommend you include a link to this thread in any promotional materials you make for the campaign.

Radar 05-01-2003 01:38 PM

And why would you recommend that? (he said sarcastically)

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 01:44 PM

If you win, you can say, "Ha!"

If you lose, we can jeer.

Radar 05-01-2003 02:10 PM

I anticipate losing a few elections before winning one. It takes awhile to get name recognition and the skill to run an effective campaign. So there's nothing in it for me to link this site. Besides, why would I give this site free publicity or advertising?

smoothmoniker 05-01-2003 02:30 PM

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It takes awhile to get name recognition and the skill to run an effective campaign.
And for the anti-psychotic drugs to kick in.

-sm

smoothmoniker 05-01-2003 02:32 PM

BTW, what's the cellar record for mass accumulation of a thread? 17 pages in 15 days? that's pretty good.

-sm

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 03:05 PM

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Besides, why would I give this site free publicity or advertising?
Quite frankly, I'm surprised you haven't sent any of your fellow cult members over here...seeing as we need schooling here and all.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 03:09 PM

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BTW, what's the cellar record for mass accumulation of a thread? 17 pages in 15 days? that's pretty good.
That is pretty good...but I think we've done faster accumulations...there's one thread in my forum that went to 7 pages in 3 1/2 days. Some of those threads involving Cairo went out of control pretty fast too.

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2003 05:28 PM

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I have managed several campaigns.
You should tell us about that in a new thread. Please.:)

perth 05-01-2003 05:37 PM

bruce! dont encourage him. :p

~james

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2003 05:44 PM

Hey, if it offends you, sit somewere else on the bus. :eek:

perth 05-01-2003 05:51 PM

close to the exit. ;)

~james

Cam 05-01-2003 05:56 PM

Hey as long as you're near a window you can break it and jump out.

Radar 05-01-2003 07:02 PM

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And for the anti-psychotic drugs to kick in.
Sounds like the voice of experience talking.

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Quite frankly, I'm surprised you haven't sent any of your fellow cult members over here...seeing as we need schooling here and all.
The "cult" of constitution followers. Scary.

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You should tell us about that in a new thread. Please
Actually, I'd be interested to read that too.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 07:07 PM

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The "cult" of constitution followers. Scary.
Constitutional followers my ass...you yourself don't follow the 16th amendment.

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2003 07:09 PM

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The "cult" of constitution followers. Scary
Any cult is scary, no matter what their intended purpose. :eek:

Cam 05-01-2003 07:15 PM

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Constitutional followers my ass...you yourself don't follow the 16th amendment.

Damn it syc, don't you remember that the 16th amendment is not part of the constitution. You need to listen to Radar more, he's the foremost scholar of the constitution, whatever he says is so.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 07:20 PM

Until a court decision says otherwise, the 16th amendment is. No amount of documentation, fact-finding, personal statements, etc. matters until the courts say so.

And that's what I know...so pbbbt!

Cam 05-01-2003 07:24 PM

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Until a court decision says otherwise, the 16th amendment is. No amount of documentation, fact-finding, personal statements, etc. matters until the courts say so.

And that's what I know...so pbbbt!

I'll toast to that, if for no other reason than having an excuse to have a beer. :beer:

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 07:27 PM

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You need to listen to Radar more, he's the foremost scholar of the constitution, whatever he says is so.
Yeah...I could probably get a better argument from a high schooler than this...thing...on the Constitution.

xoxoxoBruce 05-01-2003 07:28 PM

Beer, hey Radar... er bartender...more beer.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 07:30 PM

Yeah! Radar can be our beer bitch...he'll need to get used to being a bitch anyway, with the whole prison gig possibly approaching and all.

Whit 05-01-2003 07:43 PM

     All right guys, you've had your fun. Now be nice and quit teasing the libertarian.:angel:

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 07:45 PM

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All right guys, you've had your fun. Now be nice and quit teasing the libertarian.
It's not about teasing the libertarian. It's about poking fun at the asswipe from California who happens to be a violent libertarian.

Radar 05-01-2003 07:49 PM

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Constitutional followers my ass...you yourself don't follow the 16th amendment.
I've already proven for a FACT that the 16th amendment wasn't legally ratified and is thus not a part of the constitution.

Allow me to direct you to Article VI paragraph 2 of the constitution which states...

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This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.
Which means no part of the constitution may be added that is contrary to any of the rest of the constitution. The 16th amendment goes directly against the main body of the Constitution which says...

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No capitation, or other direct, tax shall be laid, unless in proportion to the census or enumeration herein before directed to be taken.
That alone makes it unconstitutional. But given the fact that there weren't even close to the number of votes required to pass the amendment since many of the states violated their own state constitutions when voting on the matter and changed the language of the amendment before signing it.

It's unconstitutional also because it violates the 13th amendment and the 5th amendment. But we've been through this. There is no doubt what-so-ever that the 16th amendment IS NOT part of the constitution.

I'm a strict constitutionalist.

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Any cult is scary, no matter what their intended purpose
I'm not a member of any cult. But those who want to discount what others are doing accuse them of being in a cult. For instance some religions call themselves religions but discount other religions as "cults".

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You need to listen to Radar more, he's the foremost scholar of the constitution, whatever he says is so.
Not what I say, what the Constitution says. Not what I want it to say, or wish it said like many of you, but what it really says in black and white. And you're correct about me being a constitutional scholar.

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Until a court decision says otherwise, the 16th amendment is. No amount of documentation, fact-finding, personal statements, etc. matters until the courts say so.
Court decisions don't mean shit. The highest law in the land is the Constitution. Not what the courts claim the Constitution says, or what case law says. There need not be any court case regarding the 16th amendment. And there won't be one since the corrupt Supreme Court won't hear it.

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And that's what I know...so pbbbt!
So you're saying you don't know shit.

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I'll toast to that, if for no other reason than having an excuse to have a beer.
I don't need an excuse to have a beer. I'm Irish. :)

Cam 05-01-2003 07:54 PM

I was going to tell you to pull the stick out of your ass Radar then I read your last line, put me in a better mood I didn't think you had a bit of fun in you.

Radar 05-01-2003 07:54 PM

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Yeah...I could probably get a better argument from a high schooler than this...thing...on the Constitution.
A high schooler would be beyond your comprehension.

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Yeah! Radar can be our beer bitch...he'll need to get used to being a bitch anyway, with the whole prison gig possibly approaching and all.
If I go to prison it'll only be to visit you and give you more soap on a rope.

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It's not about teasing the libertarian. It's about poking fun at the asswipe from California who happens to be a violent libertarian.
No, it's about you being a dickhead. I'm not a violent person. But I will kill or die to defend my country and my rights when I'm attacked. And that's happening right now. If the government stuck to the Constitution and didn't attack our civil rights, I'd never even think about taking up arms in my defense against them.

Cam 05-01-2003 07:57 PM

Okay I was wrong you really do need to pull that stick out of your ass.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 08:22 PM

Nope...sorry. Don't buy it. 16th amendment stands. The end. Thank you and good night.

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So you're saying you don't know shit.
Actually, I know lots of shit. An easy glance at some of my 4100 some-odd posts and a quick survey of the regulars would make your above assertion laughable.

I pity you, Radar...know why? Because you are nothing more than a rabblerouser who tries to push his opinions as fact. A ballbag who takes his view of the Constitution (which is merely another interpretation of said document) and tries to cram it down others' throats. You're just another Cairo, another George W. Bush, another John Ashcroft...an unfortunate mistake that acts as an impediment to making the United States greater than it already is. You and your kind bring down the collective IQ of our nation.

You have yet to win an argument here. For all the knowledge you have, you lose by virtue of your asinine online personality. My funniest posts will be taken more seriously than any fecal matter you throw on this site.

So, why don't you fetch me that beer, bitch, then run along to that constitutional altar that you worship. While you're at it, keep telling yourself, "I'm right! I'm always right on the Constitution! They're all wrong! All wrong!" Murmur it to yourself quietly, like a lullaby.

You seem so intelligent...and yet you're such a waste. A pity. But I'll tell ya what...when you get your shit together, and want to talk on the level that most folks here know as "reality," don't hesitate to post. I'll be waiting for that day.

juju 05-01-2003 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
So there's nothing in it for me to link this site. Besides, why would I give this site free publicity or advertising?
Because, it would show the public what a freaking nut you are!

Cam 05-01-2003 08:52 PM

That's a good point, the media anywhere would have a heyday with some of the stuff you've posted here.

Whit 05-01-2003 09:05 PM

     Oh hell, I hadn't even thought of that. Can you imagine what would happen to someone running for public office if it got out that he was online calling people "house niggers"?

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 09:16 PM

The only nigger in here is Radar...he and his kind don't belong here.

And what was up with the "sexy Vietnamese wife" remark? It's not like I go around saying "my wonderful African-American fiance"...what was that? A "some of my best friends are black"-type comment?

Radar 05-01-2003 09:19 PM

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Actually, I know lots of shit. An easy glance at some of my 4100 some-odd posts and a quick survey of the regulars would make your above assertion laughable.
I'm supposed to be impressed because you've made 4100 ignorant and lame posts? I've got over 5,000 posts on several boards. BFD

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A ballbag who takes his view of the Constitution (which is merely another interpretation of said document) and tries to cram it down others' throats.
I've owned you since the day I got here you pathetic ass pirate. Save your pity for those who aren't your intellectual superiors. Although there aren't many in this world who qualify. I don't "interpret" the Constitution and I'm not trying to force anything down anyone's throats. I follow the law and I expect....no DEMAND that government do the same because they work for me.

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You have yet to win an argument here. For all the knowledge you have, you lose by virtue of your asinine online personality. My funniest posts will be taken more seriously than any fecal matter you throw on this site.
I have yet to lose an argument on this site. And there will never be a day you beat me in any argument. You couldn't outwit me if I were dead for a year. Every post you make just digs your hole deeper and makes you look worse. Keep talking shithead. I find it amusing.

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That's a good point, the media anywhere would have a heyday with some of the stuff you've posted here.
I've backed up every single thing I've said on this site and every other I post on. I offer verifiable facts and sometimes my well thought out opinions. I have nothing to be ashamed of from anything I've said in here. And the phrase "house nigger" refers to those who side with their oppressors because they think it'll get them a few more scraps from the feast of freedom rather than taking thier rightful seat at the table.

Radar 05-01-2003 09:21 PM

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And what was up with the "sexy Vietnamese wife" remark?
Just because you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons, don't hate those of us who have to turn down the many offers for pussy.

The only pussy you have in your life is when you look in the mirror.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 09:22 PM

Keep talking, nigger...dig that grave some more...I'll even lend you a shovel.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 09:30 PM

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I have yet to lose an argument on this site. And there will never be a day you beat me in any argument.
If this isn't proof that this motherfucker is delusional, I don't know what is.

Whit 05-01-2003 09:33 PM

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And the phrase "house nigger" refers to
     Heh, I don't think it matters what it refers to. Us of the "N" word is politcaly bad.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 09:35 PM

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     Heh, I don't think it matters what it refers to. Us of the "N" word is politcaly bad.
What? Are you trying to replace jag now?

Radar 05-01-2003 09:35 PM

I don't censor myself for the political correctness or comfort of others. I don't sugar coat anything. I didn't invent the phrase. I just make sure I use it properly.

Cam 05-01-2003 09:36 PM

Radar you have officially become the first person I’ve ever met online that I’ve hated. Every time I see your name in front of a new post my mouth fills up with the taste of bile. Not because I disagree with everything you say but because your such a god damn pompous asshole. That last post was asinine, especially considering you think you’re such a fucking political genius. Do you really think the American public gives a damn whether or not you’ve backed up your posts? They don’t, hell I don’t really give a damn at this point.

Not only that but you have yet to “back up” shit on this site. Instead, as almost everyone here has pointed out to you, you just spew the same shit over and over again. In fact I believe you’ve even quoted yourself as “proof” that you are right. Also if you haven’t noticed the use of racial slurs or discriminatory remarks by our government officials are not tolerated. “House Nigger” isn’t going to be tolerated anymore than Trent Lott’s comments were. But wait you are the bringer of truth and justice to us mere mortals so the millions are bound to rise up in your defense….right.

You say you’ve never lost an argument on this site and say you will never loose. As I’ve said before you remind me of myself when I was in high school, I thought I new everything, and refused to admit I was wrong no matter what someone said. But then I GREW UP, and realized I’m not a genius, just an ordinary human being who is wrong sometimes. You still haven’t come to that realization and in some ways that is the saddest thing about you.

You know if you’re so much smarter than us why the hell do you keep coming back, you sure as hell won’t be missed by anyone around here, we might actually be able to hold an intelligent conversation if you left.

Cam 05-01-2003 09:37 PM

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I don't censor myself for the political correctness or comfort of others. I don't sugar coat anything. I didn't invent the phrase. I just make sure I use it properly.
But your running for office somewhere, good luck.

Radar 05-01-2003 09:40 PM

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But then I GREW UP, and realized I’m not a genius, just an ordinary human being who is wrong sometimes.
I've got bad news for you. You didn't grow up. And I admit when I'm wrong, I've just never been wrong with regard to the constitution and not one of you have proven I am.

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You know if you’re so much smarter than us why the hell do you keep coming back, you sure as hell won’t be missed by anyone around here, we might actually be able to hold an intelligent conversation if you left.
I come around so there will be someone with intelligence in here. And since you've never had an intelligent conversation before, what makes you think you could if I left?

Cam 05-01-2003 09:57 PM

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I've got bad news for you. You didn't grow up. And I admit when I'm wrong, I've just never been wrong with regard to the constitution and not one of you have proven I am.
Where are my smilies that are running their heads into brick walls and digging themselves into a hole.

Radar 05-01-2003 10:35 PM

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Radar you have officially become the first person I’ve ever met online that I’ve hated.
What an honor. I can see how important I am to you. I wish I could say the same for you but I'm really indifferent towards you. For all intents and purposes you're invisible. The only thing that makes you interesting at all to me is your name. And that's because I have a friend named Cam.

Let's see if I can muster up some hate for you. I don't hate you as a person but I do have a general distates and hatred of ignorance so I guess you could qualify that way. I also hate loudmouth delusional spineless retarded idiots who are incapable of rational thought, but I don't think you really qualify for this. Sycamore on the other hand is a perfect candidate for that catagory.

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Where are my smilies that are running their heads into brick walls and digging themselves into a hole.
It was an effort to think of a way to hate you and now you want me to think of a simile for you? Ok, you are like a baloon because you're an airhead, you arguments hold no weight, and if you floated away nobody would miss you.

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 10:42 PM

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I also hate loudmouth delusional spineless retarded idiots who are incapable of rational thought, but I don't think you really qualify for this. Sycamore on the other hand is a perfect candidate for that catagory.
Awww! Aren't you cute as a button! *pats him on the head* Big words from a little man! So precious!

elSicomoro 05-01-2003 10:46 PM

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It was an effort to think of a way to hate you and now you want me to think of a simile for you? Ok, you are like a baloon because you're an airhead, you arguments hold no weight, and if you floated away nobody would miss you.
He said smilies, nutstain.

Cam 05-02-2003 12:18 AM

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It was an effort to think of a way to hate you and now you want me to think of a simile for you? Ok, you are like a baloon because you're an airhead, you arguments hold no weight, and if you floated away nobody would miss you.

Ahhhhh how clever :) :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes:

wolf 05-02-2003 01:01 AM

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Okay I was wrong you really do need to pull that stick out of your ass.
Maybe he's enjoying it?

wolf 05-02-2003 01:03 AM

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And what was up with the "sexy Vietnamese wife" remark? It's not like I go around saying "my wonderful African-American fiance"...what was that? A "some of my best friends are black"-type comment?
I think he got her mailorder.

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 01:09 AM

Yeah...so desperate for a woman that he had to go overseas.

wolf 05-02-2003 01:45 AM

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I have yet to lose an argument on this site. And there will never be a day you beat me in any argument. You couldn't outwit me if I were dead for a year. Every post you make just digs your hole deeper and makes you look worse. Keep talking shithead. I find it amusing.

Radar 05-02-2003 02:27 AM

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Yeah...so desperate for a woman that he had to go overseas.
Try again cum bubble. I just happened to be overseas while on vacation. Those of us who make a decent living do that sort of thing. Perhaps when you get promoted to the assistant manager of your neighborhood McDonalds, you'll find out what that's like.

She's better looking, kinder, and more cultured, intelligent, and caring than any woman a loser like you have ever known let alone dreamed to be marrying. And she's lucky to have a guy like me just as I'm lucky to have a woman like her. We're a match made in heaven.

Sorry, but the only thing on mail order is your inflatable sheep. I'm sure you'll be happy together.

Radar 05-02-2003 02:33 AM

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Radar 05-02-2003 02:34 AM

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Radar 05-02-2003 02:35 AM

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As good as mine. No matter where on earth you travel. Because you're a loser.

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 02:35 AM

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Try again cum bubble. I just happened to be overseas while on vacation. Those of us who make a decent living do that sort of thing.
Yeah? So sucking dick on Sunset Blvd. pays you well, eh? That's great, Radar. It's awesome that you suck so much dick that you can buy a trophy wife. That's what this country is all about!

elSicomoro 05-02-2003 02:37 AM

Stealing photos from the internet will get you nowhere.

Radar 05-02-2003 02:39 AM

Sycamore, you seem to know more about sucking dick than anyone I know. Don't hate me because I'm more than you'll ever be. Don't hate me because I'm your intellectual superior. Don't hate me because women find me more attractive than you. Don't hate me because I'm a better man than you'll ever be. Hate yourself for being a pathetic whining loser who has nothing to offer to the world but ignorance and bitterness.


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