Can you carve this in nine months?

No

Brass butterflies are neat till some damn kid puts a cold drink on them ...

The brass butterfly switches in the night stands are liable to be activated accidently fumbling for things like glasses or dildos, but not terrible if it's just working a lamp.


Cellular, modular, interactivodular... well done but not my cup-o-tea.

Hold your fire in style...

When he goes to bed, he really goes to bed...

Sit on my lap, baby...

Either ironing or kinky sex...

While you've got your jackknife out...

After the electric company trims your tree...

You could chip a bathtub out of an old rock...

Ye Olde Turners Chair...

While you're whittlin'...

In case you've got grumpy stumps hanging around...

You can make chairs out of junk wood...

I reckon this installation has similar appearances from varied perspectives around the group.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...

Quoted for truth.

When glatt is done with the bandsaw the extra scrap wood could be a chair...

Is that an eight bit chair?

I see something like that and only wonder how they made it. Not so much if it's beautiful. Upon further consideration, this is cool because it's different, but it's pretty ugly.

Yes, in the same vein, I'm sure whoever made this is quite proud... but damn...

Back to good shit, a door to be proud of...

That is nice. I wonder how evenly it will age color wise wood vs glass?

Big family reunion? Seat the whole family tree...

This, I like. A lot. It just looks natural outside. Something organic like this would look out of place to me inside, but out in the yard, it's fun. It's functional. It's interesting. It looks natural and right at home.

If I think about it, the only downside is that it's never gonna be moved. Keeping the grass looking good around it will be a chore. You'll get tufts of long grass around the legs, and weeds and bare dirt will appear underneath. Small price to pay, though, for the awesomeness.

Stickley Bros, 100 years ago...

Hate to put things all over it, like dishes...

Looks like a wall texture from Doom.

HM, I just finished reading a book called "Masters of Doom." You would enjoy it.

Want to get rid of that tree? carve it and let it fly away...

Princess gets the back and suitor gets the butterflies.

Choice of bench, blocks, or chair...

Lot of work for bowls that won't hold much soup...

Sit on the wild side...

While you have your penknife out...

You better use a damn coaster...

typo

A couple simple designs you can knock out in a weekend or two... if you have a bandsaw. ;)

A jewelry box...

Perfect to put your muddy boots on...;)

Interesting (and beautiful) technique to stretch the width of that slab.

Simple, just take you penknife and glue in different color woods....

I predict bruises...

Now that's a gate...

Too nice for a table cloth...

Two lefts make a politically incorrect...

100 years ago...

That goes over a toilet, I guess?

I don't think so, remember the toilets back then had the tank high on the wall. Looks like a fold down desk to me.

Practice chair for lap dancers?

A must have for every dungeon...

How?

Are there staggered lag bolts bolting each one to the one below and then the heads are covered by the tread above?

Or up from the bottom where they won't show?

Git my victuals on the table... chop, chop!

I long for the days when all that happened when I banged into the coffee table was a bruised shin...

Side note: I just learned, after listening to a radio show about language, that victuals is actually pronounced vittles.

If this is your patio you better have two maids and a butler.

Re: the wooden stairs, it looks like the bottom half is actually supported by stone stairs underneath. Then I bet the top half is secured horizontally by extending into the stone wall.

I agree.

I don't see mortar around the edges if those logs to hold them in the wall. I think they are not in the wall, but I agree that the wall provides support. I bet there is hidden hardware that goes into the edge of the logs.