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I did not take that miss. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.
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Democrats are too busy fighting each other. :rolleyes:
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Meanwhile in Australia
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Look at that good boy!
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I had a feeling that I'd seen a similar report a couple of years ago.
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What IS it about the half marathon that dogs love it so much!! It's the only race they ever run!!
IotD from 2011: Dog runs half marathon to support cancer research http://cellar.org/2011/dozer.jpg Why: because they can't do a full marathon, and any shorter race is not newsworthy. Therefore the half marathon is the only race we will read about good dogs entering. Let's see if this hypothesis proves out. |
Sometimes they do it.
Sometimes they even train dogs to do it for blind marathon runners. (Mute your speakers, a video on the page autoplays.) But they freely admit that of the 165 they've been training for marathons with the blind, only 12 are "race-ready." |
Maybe because half marathons are usually run on less rural turf and runners are spaced closer they're more likely to pick up a loose dog without drawing much attention except for the runners.
I got the impression the Alabama dog didn't stay with the same runners for the whole race, but spent more time at the water stations. Probably they wouldn't hand he a cup and had to scrounge what the runners discarded. |
Meanwhile in London...
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Blimp of London mayor flies above UK capital A giant blimp of London Mayor Sadiq Khan hovered Saturday above Westminster in a crowdfunded protest against his record on tackling violent crime in the UK capital. Attachment 64744 A small crowd of supporters and members of the media gathered to see the giant balloon -- which depicts the mayor reclining in a small yellow bikini -- as it was flown for two hours, the Press Association news agency reported. … Attachment 64745 … Protest organizer Yanny Bruere, who describes himself as a British free speech advocate, said he had set up the crowdfunding campaign in response to London authorities' decision to allow a "Trump Baby" blimp to be flown during a visit to Britain in July by President Donald Trump. He said the Parliament Square event would mark "the fightback for free speech in our country." ... … The blimp's swimwear is a reference to a controversial weight-loss advertisement banned from the Transport for London network by Khan in 2016 that depicted a woman in a yellow bikini with the slogan "Are you beach body ready?" ... |
Girl wearing bikini is banned. But topless girls every day in each newstand is not? What and why is the reasoning?
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He did it so his teenaged girls wouldn't be body shamed on public transportation. It had nothing to do with pandering to voters.
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Meanwhile in Texas...
Stop, hey, what's that sound. Everybody look what's going down...
Were Alamo defenders ‘heroic’? Committee suggests removing the word from Texas curriculum. Texas State Board of Education votes to erase Hillary Clinton [and Hellen Keller] from history curriculum Clod? Clod? Anyone? Clod? |
Good. Now get rid of all the remaining TEKS requirements, too, and teach the kids how to use critical thinking and expression to make their own arguments about whether a historical figure was heroic or made a worthy impact.
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It looks like that Texas State Board of Education vote to erase Hillary Clinton from its history curriculum was a good call. Hillary requested that the State Department revoke her security clearance; so, they did. Ha! People knew she wasn't trustworthy and now it's official ('bout time she came clean).
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This infographic is now very old.
Google, Apple now media giants Comcast is now at the top of one of those heaps CBS and Viacom are owned by one single holding company whose owner also owns Netflix Disney hasn't owned Miramax since 2010 and Miramax is sorta hosed anyway With a few exceptions, the newspapers are no longer powerful Radio stations, where are the resuscitation paddles For Millenials half of traditional TV viewing has moved to other platforms |
I think iHeartRadio owns every staion on the fucking spectrum. Cant stand 'em.
Interrupt the fuckiHeartRadioing song to promo the staiHeartRadiotion (& iHeartRadio) I'm already listeiHeartRadioning to!? Yeah, fuck you iHeartiHeartRadioRadio. |
iHeartRadio filed for bankruptcy about 8 months ago. No reason to post profanity at them. Court will be more insulting.
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Then they need to disappear.
Fuck 'em. They're run by business school graduates, you know...and I'm sure they prolly use ViseGrips. As a hand tool.:evil2: |
Meanwhile in Mississippi ...
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I wonder if she really comprehended the penetrating power of her ammo?
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I wonder if her grandchildren threw all that meat in the trash because they'd rather just go to Subway?
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OTOH, if the grandkids did go to Subway and she hitched a ride with 'em, she could probably get a senior citizens discount for some cheap eats. Six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose. |
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It was a windfall, a twofer, a fluke and if the grandkids didn't want it all, I'm sure there would have been others who would. Regifting isn't limited to people who make enough money to buy their own food. Perhaps some federal employees live in the area!
Fact is, I know well off people who pool their money to buy large quantities of meat with each contributing towards the amount they have place to store be it a separate freezer; or, refrigerator freezer. Wise spending habits are part of how they became well off and remain so. But that's not the point. I was mostly pulling your leg; 'cause, you've got the kind of *legs I like. * [NSFW] feet on one end and couter on the other |
I sold several veal caves and hogs to multiple people. They agreed among themselves who got what for how much before I took the animal to the slaughterhouse.
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Meanwhile in Illinois...
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Vewy vewy wesilient wittle old wabbit.
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That rabbit has survived many a Rabbit Pie Day.
Long may you run. rabbit run rabbit run run run |
How do we know it's old, maybe it's just drugged. :right:
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It means a light was shining on it.
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Meanwhile in Las Cruces, New Mexico
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Now you can say goodbye to frizz. Live Life. Stay Free. Got milk? Where's the beef? Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? L'eggo my Eggo! |
I think TW has hacked someone's account...
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Meanwhile in the USA...
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Oh for Christ's sake...
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The free attraction in CA?
Look up. In Alabama? Go to a store. ETA(<--ya see that, do ya see it? Huh do ya? Feel better?): KY's attraction? Brace yourself, drink bourbon. For free. Uh-huh. You get about a tablespoon. Srsly. |
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Meanwhile in the USA...
There's a critical blood shortage and there isn't even a government shutdown in progress!
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Gift cards?
Don't they pay cash any more? |
'S gonna cost more than $5...
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Meanwhile in Brexitland…
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How many selfies could you send in 3 minutes? :rolleyes:
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Standard size of a toilet is 72.4 cm tall, 49.4 cm wide, and 71 cm deep. That's roughly 253,936 cubic centimeters.
Now of course it's not a solid rectangular prism, those measurements are the extremities, so let's say as little as 1/3 of that volume is actual gold. That's 84,645 cubic centimeters (again with rounding.) Solid gold weighs 19.32 grams per cubic centimeter. Meaning this thing weighs about 1,635,346 grams = 1,635 kilograms = 3,605 pounds = 1.64 tons. The article mentions they used "at least two vehicles" to get away, which makes sense, but that's a hell of a thing to dolly out the door in the first place. |
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i would produce a nugget of gold for this thing.
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It would give new meaning to the term "Going for the gold."
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