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jinx 11-30-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 613662)
How many people go on to the playoffs?

4

Fred's bench tends to score more than my starters... I'd be thrilled with the wild card.

glatt 11-30-2009 02:10 PM

Fred's team is good. How did he lose two games?

Griff 11-30-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 613698)
goat lost, so its between you and me.

um no... at least not yet

lumberjim 11-30-2009 10:39 PM

you would have had to score 72 points. I started to correct him too....but then i realized you needed 60 points plus whatever Pierre Thomas put up.....

it was actually closer than i thought it could be....Drew Brees is a freak.

Griff 12-01-2009 05:17 AM

Now I've lost. :(

Undertoad 12-01-2009 08:16 AM

Fred suddenly has four injured players, including his TE, a top WR and a top RB.

Unfortunately he has a top backup for his RB. But he looks vulnerable!

jinx 12-06-2009 08:54 PM

Shitballs. I totally shoulda had Warner in...

Undertoad 12-06-2009 09:19 PM

Great game J - at this moment it's Fred 71, you 70... but you have a half of Favre left, and Fred has 60 minutes of a TE who hasn't scored more than 6 since week one. It's a nail-biter! If Favre puts up another 10 points - you probably have it!

jinx 12-06-2009 09:38 PM

I have no nails left.

jinx 12-07-2009 11:02 PM

Woohoo!!

jinx 12-08-2009 11:48 AM

So, do I have this right...?

Glatt and UT will win their divisions and go to the playoffs. The 3rd division win spot will be mine if Fred loses his game next week and I win mine (he'd get the wild card) OR if Fred wins his game, he wins the division and I get the wild card.

Eh?

lumberjim 12-08-2009 02:04 PM

i'd say yes.....looks like the 4 spots are sewn up at this point. just a matter of seeding now.

glatt 12-13-2009 07:47 PM

this is by far my worst week yet.

lumberjim 12-15-2009 09:41 AM

PLAYOFFS:
jinx @ plthjinx

UT @ glatt

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Undertoad 12-15-2009 11:14 AM

it's AWN

jinx 12-17-2009 10:14 AM

All right Ferd, bring it. I think this is my year to be in the championships.

glatt 12-17-2009 10:34 AM

I'm an underdog, but I've got a good feeling about this one. Watch out, Tony.

Undertoad 12-17-2009 10:45 AM

Yeah yeah. Enjoy Maurice Jones-Drew in tonight's game. If he has a good night he'll put up 150 yards and a few TDs.

glatt 12-17-2009 10:59 AM

"if"

lumberjim 12-17-2009 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 618294)
Yeah yeah. Enjoy Maurice Jones-Drew in tonight's game. If he has a good night he'll put up 150 yards and a few TDs.


Quote:

Maurice Jones-Drew's energy level: Jacksonville's star running back is finishing his first full season as the team's featured back, and he appears to be wearing down. He has averaged just 69 rushing yards and 3.4 yards per carry over the last four games. He averaged 96 rushing yards and 5.1 yards per carry in the first nine games. The Jaguars will need him fresh and ready to go in order to beat the Colts.
Bar graph at the bottom

you might do better starting Gore.

but then....I finished 5-9 so.....

jinx 12-17-2009 11:53 AM

Yeah I sat him in my other league in favor of Wells. I'm hoping the Cards are all butt hurt from last week...

Undertoad 12-17-2009 12:04 PM

They've been using Gore in a more limited role. Last week was a fluke.

Troll 12-17-2009 12:10 PM

well, then you'd better wear the socks that have handgrips on them this weekend.

glatt 12-17-2009 12:15 PM

you forgot to take your sock puppet off

Shawnee123 12-17-2009 12:58 PM

Bwaahahahahahahaaa! :lol:

lumberjim 12-17-2009 12:59 PM

d'oh!

Shawnee123 12-17-2009 01:01 PM

I really wasn't sure it was you until jinx told you to get back to work, then this confirmed. I thought I was giving someone I didn't even know a rash of shit. Glad to know it was you. :)

lumberjim 12-17-2009 01:06 PM

lawl

jinx 12-17-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 618314)
Yeah I sat him [jones-drew] in my other league in favor of Wells.

Shitballs!

Griff 12-17-2009 08:42 PM

So whats the line on the Cellarbowl?

lumberjim 12-18-2009 12:18 AM

jinx and plyhijinx are even money

tony is laying 6 vs glatt



my money is on jinx and tony.

parlay bet of $100 pays $630

step right up step right up.....



.....does that sound like i know what I'm talkin' aboot?

lumberjim 12-18-2009 12:21 AM

in related news: Jones Drew scores 26 points (surprisingly NOT his season high.....33, 31, 29 point games make this #4)

...so my mushness is confirmed even through a sock puppet filter.....

glatt 12-18-2009 07:46 AM

UT's probably feeling pretty over-confident right now. I've got him right where I want him.

lumberjim 12-20-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by W.HI.P (Post 587148)
i've done pretty well predicting the winner of these leagues, so i'll have another go at it.

central

ruffriders
how tf did you get such a good team.
not only are you gonna win this division, but you're odds on favorite to win it all.

whip
i'd have a better shot if this was an online draft.
not much to do here but watch what falls in your lap.
i lack at qb, so it'll be tough to compete.

bullies
not bad at all, you've got a well rounded team.
if it wasn't for ruffriders, you'd be able to win this division.

goats
i would have thought you'd be a contender based on your past goats.
this is does not look good for you.
drew brees should have another good year, and you've got some wide recievers, but you're non-existant at running back, and you hold one of the weakest defences in the nfl....

east

eaglegreen
again, you're a competitor.
you will compete for this division, but you're out-classed by ruffriders team.

troop
you've got just as much possibilities as eaglegreen at winning this division

sysadmins

you have no qb.... you'll have to get one, or you will be bel;ow .500

rainbow
its not really gonna work for you.
you have too many players that shouldn't be in your roster...make some changes or you'll lose more games than you win.

west

riverrats
nice team, you're the favorite in this division.
you lack 1 running back, but other than that, you're elite.

warbird
you have an average team, and only due to the lack of serious opponents in your division can you have hope

mostlydead

no running backs, trade for one at least....also, kurt is questionable at qb, and your back-up is mediocre.

sycamore
no wide recievers, no running back, gives you the worst record in the cellar league 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 586951)
i see glatt and blue in the finals

.
Well, I have shot at being half right?

jinx 12-20-2009 05:50 PM

I'm taking a clobbering. Damn it to crap.

lumberjim 12-20-2009 06:57 PM

It will be totally bogus if the warbirds win this. plthjinx is CLEARLY not managing his team.

Griff 12-20-2009 07:07 PM

*sigh* Just got my team squared away in time for elimination...

glatt 12-20-2009 07:46 PM

My plan of making Tony feel secure is working perfectly. He probably thinks he's going to win. But Jacobs hasn't played yet. This is going to be one to tell the grandchildren.

Griff 12-20-2009 08:16 PM

Okay you put him to sleep, time to drop the hammer.

bluecuracao 12-21-2009 12:48 AM

I have to admit this is has been tough for me--my research had produced some high-scoring games, but luck just wasn't on my side! Oh well, may the best win...

glatt 12-22-2009 11:38 AM

Well, all right then. :redface:


Good job, Tony!

Undertoad 12-22-2009 12:55 PM

Thanks man now I get to lose to Fred.

The line isn't in yet but I think the guru is pointing at me being the favorite.

The guru is saying that several of my players get an advantage against bad opponents.

Of course we know about how crappy the guru is... it will be a good final

jinx 12-22-2009 01:02 PM

I just looked and it has you over Ferd 126-107. I wouldn't bet either way on this one...

Good season y'all!

Griff 12-22-2009 08:29 PM

Damn fine season. Good luck fellas!

plthijinx 12-23-2009 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 619533)
It will be totally bogus if the warbirds win this. plthjinx is CLEARLY not managing his team.

weekly

lumberjim 12-23-2009 12:14 PM

if that's the case I apologize for that comment. It seemed to me that you had started players on bye weeks and injuries since about week 8....and having not heard from you, I assumed you had lost interest.

After looking at it closer....i see changes made along the way, and I retract my statement. It will in fact NOT be bogus if you win.

mea culpa

plthijinx 12-23-2009 02:01 PM

lol no problem. i just lurk around...been depressed a bit so haven't felt much like posting.

Undertoad 12-23-2009 03:26 PM

You can't be depressed with your #1 power ranking

plthijinx 12-23-2009 04:44 PM

verrrry true!

lumberjim 12-26-2009 08:39 PM

http://30908096147.football.nfl.com/...00px-72x72.gif

vs

http://30908096147.football.nfl.com/...lmet-72x72.jpg

for the championship!

I bought a Shamwow to award to the winner of the football pool...but that's all fucked up and no way to tell who the winner is at this point....so I would like to offer it to the Champeen of this here game.

also,,,Ferd....the cowboys cut Nick Folk....you need a new kicker, stat.


sham wow to the winner!

WOW!

Undertoad 12-27-2009 04:22 PM

This game is great in progress, and watching it and the Eagles game at the same time is practically surreal. We're exchanging the lead constantly, and it's all dependent on the Eagles - Fred having Eagles WR Jackson, TE Celek and the Eagles defense, and me having Eagles K Akers. All our other players are not doing too much.

I had the lead 80-79, now there's a big 35 yard pass to Celek and it's Fred 82-80!

Undertoad 12-27-2009 04:24 PM

Ohhh! Celek big TD now it's Fred 93-81.

Undertoad 12-27-2009 06:51 PM

111-104 Sysadmins

Can't think there will be enough defense adjustments to make a difference...

Griff 12-27-2009 07:22 PM

Dude!!!???? Your kicker!!!!

glatt 12-27-2009 07:52 PM

What a close game. It could go either way. In his last 6 games, Fred's kicker hasn't scored more than 6 points. If he plays the same in this gaem, UT wins. If he has a slightly better than average game, Fred can win. It's close.

Edit: Oops. Wait. I just saw that Dallas had cut that kicker. UT won!

lumberjim 12-27-2009 09:48 PM

speech!

ps....


THE SHAMWOW IS IN THE MAIL.

jinx 12-27-2009 09:52 PM

Good show! Congrats UT

lumberjim 12-27-2009 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff (Post 620931)
Dude!!!???? Your kicker!!!!

I totally warned him too.

Undertoad 12-27-2009 11:03 PM

I AM NOT DISAPPOINT

I attribute my success to the luck of the draft, which gave me three great RBs right outta the box; and also to Fred's inability to pay close attention to the situation.

bluecuracao 12-28-2009 12:32 AM

Congrats UT!


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