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bbro 05-27-2008 12:10 PM

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poor Mr Potato Head

From here

kerosene 05-28-2008 03:44 PM

When condiments STRIKE BACK! :rotflol:

barefoot serpent 05-29-2008 01:22 PM

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in a can!

dar512 05-29-2008 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 456362)
just wtf?

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 456500)
If I can come I'll bring Devils on Horseback! (prunes wrapped in bacon)

Chocolate and bacon. Prunes and bacon.

I think here we have absolute proof that bacon can and will be paired with just about anything.

xoxoxoBruce 05-29-2008 11:04 PM

Especially puke. :vomitblu:

busterb 06-23-2008 08:57 PM

Bacon Lovers on Flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/groups/92292737@N00/pool/
http://www.flickr.com/groups/everyth...ithbacon/pool/

bbro 07-02-2008 09:09 AM

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Bacon floss. Um ew!

From here

Glinda 07-04-2008 01:36 PM

First of all, why 27.3 yards of floss? Why not 27 yards? Or 28? WTF?

Secondly, I admit to skipping a few pages of this amazingly lengthy thread (proof that bacon is manna from heaven!), so please accept my apologies if these have been posted already:

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11849.jpg Bacon flavored jelly beans

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11076.jpg Bacon air freshener

Also, go here to read about bacon flavored cotton candy. Now, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but ... ewww.

And finally, the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything! :D

xoxoxoBruce 07-04-2008 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 466845)
First of all, why 27.3 yards of floss? Why not 27 yards? Or 28? WTF?

Because it's 24.963 meters, silly.:D

Clodfobble 07-04-2008 03:30 PM

Or 82 feet.

spudcon 07-04-2008 03:41 PM

I was confused about that too. It all makes sense now. Thank you.

xoxoxoBruce 07-04-2008 04:49 PM

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You want one.
C'mon, sure you do. :D

Glinda 07-12-2008 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 466861)
Or 82 feet.

If bacon is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything, shouldn't bacon-flavored dental floss be 42 feet long? :D

thealphajerk 07-30-2008 04:06 AM

long live bacon thread!

i haven't been round this neck of the woods lately

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...onmountain.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...aconsaving.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...onwallet-1.jpg

wear your bacon love around your neck
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...aconscarfe.jpg


oh yeah.. if you like crazy pictures and funny shit i have literally hundreds of them on my myspace blog, come and have a squiz:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ndID=134833687

BigV 08-15-2008 02:21 PM

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Bacon sets off bomb detector.

Elspode 08-17-2008 11:59 AM

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Evidently, bacon has a similar "nuclear density" to certain types of bombs.
Not to mention being filthy with nitrate preservatives.

xoxoxoBruce 08-17-2008 12:58 PM

Yeah, I'd bet on the nitrites. :thumb:

dar512 08-18-2008 02:30 PM

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It's so easy!
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Griff 08-18-2008 03:10 PM

Why didn't Skinner run any bacon studies on me?

Elspode 08-18-2008 06:18 PM

Because it would take such an enormous maze.

BigV 08-19-2008 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 476872)
It's so easy!
.
.

I've seen that in real life!!!

I pushed the button and extended my hands and the oven came on. I was so excited! Pity, it was out of bacon.

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2008 03:07 AM

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Or a bacon (pork) Martini. :greenface
http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/home/martini.html

thealphajerk 10-06-2008 02:01 AM

bacon man!


http://bub.blicio.us/mmm-smells-like-bacon-on-youtube/

impress 10-29-2008 09:52 AM

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Don't know if this has been posted here yet:
Bacon Apple Pie

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http://elicooks.wordpress.com/2008/1...ything-better/

xoxoxoBruce 11-01-2008 11:37 AM

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A 200 watt bulb would start the day off right.

Undertoad 11-01-2008 12:14 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/baconnaise.jpg

jars of win

xoxoxoBruce 11-01-2008 12:32 PM

Me want. :yum:

Sundae 11-13-2008 09:47 AM

Everything is Better Wrapped in Bacon

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2008 12:22 AM

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:rolleyes:

impress 11-22-2008 12:02 AM

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“Just in time for the winter season comes a recipe that is sure to bring bacon lovers some warm holiday cheer. Turbaconducken. That’s right, a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.” http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken...pped-in-bacon/

thealphajerk 11-24-2008 01:33 AM

fuck yes! :3_eyes:

hack me off a slice


hmmm... bacon art

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...eat-art-01.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...eat-art-02.jpg

ZenGum 11-24-2008 02:39 AM

Hi Alpha! Long time no post. How ya been, mate?

thealphajerk 11-28-2008 05:19 AM

g'day! yeah i've been off the air and meaning to get back on this bacon pony.. and here i am!
hows yourself?

oh, i almost forgot about the bacon

seems appropriate

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9...ondonutka0.jpg

Flint 12-18-2008 11:56 AM

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Have we done this one yet?

Elspode 12-18-2008 06:26 PM

That shit is $17 a pound.

Must be *awesome*.

Flint 12-18-2008 06:34 PM

Dude. It's chocolate covered bacon.

Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.

lumberjim 12-18-2008 06:59 PM

or jesus.

fucking god boy.

Elspode 12-18-2008 07:49 PM

A song by my friend, Sooj...Go Away God Boy:

http://www.skinnywhitechick.com/musi...=sirens_godboy

impress 12-27-2008 09:09 AM

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

richlevy 12-27-2008 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 516862)

Wow! That would make a great Hogswatch meal. Maybe BusterB will try it and show more pictures.

I don't do pork, but maybe a turkey bacon, ground turkey version would work.

wolf 12-27-2008 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 516862)

OMG.

Despite my love for both bacon and sausage, I'm somehow repulsed. It just seems WRONG.

TheMercenary 12-27-2008 10:12 AM

I think I might try to make it. If you sliced it into 1/2 inch bits off the roll it might make an interesting appetizer, and maybe add a bit of half melted cheddar cheese.

monster 12-27-2008 01:04 PM

well now I can't find the bacon tree ornament image I used for the advent calendar, but here are some others I found while "researching"

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/produc...s-Ornament.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/...0aa5119b3b.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/27...71e4c92ee8.jpg

monster 12-27-2008 01:11 PM

and who didn't believe in the bacon fairy?

http://www.galesgifts.com/images/_pr...Bacon_Eggs.jpg

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loadsa stuff here:

http://baconation-baconation.blogspot.com/

is this your site, alphajerk?

Beestie 12-27-2008 09:04 PM

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Its what's for breakfast...

wolf 12-27-2008 11:32 PM

If you could get some eggs into that, that might really be something.

impress 12-27-2008 11:37 PM

Looks awesome, Beestie, but should I already be lying on a gurney when I eat it to facilitate the use of the paddles?

Griff 01-03-2009 09:48 AM

oh my... drool....

Cloud 01-07-2009 12:59 PM

Masterbacon
 
apparently there's a blog for bacon lovers. And a day to celebrate them. It's possible this has been posted before, but if not, enjoy:

http://bacongeek.com/masterbacon/

richlevy 01-07-2009 05:24 PM

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I can understand the Google Ads for the other bacon site and even the teeth whitening, but the American Muslim link?

SteveDallas 01-07-2009 06:12 PM

Masterbacon?? :jagoff: :angel:

Cloud 01-07-2009 07:14 PM

hey, don't blame me--I didn't come up with that

thealphajerk 01-08-2009 05:25 AM

this one could probably go in a few threads around here

:3eye:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3044/52bextdz3.jpg

monster 01-08-2009 06:32 PM

http://abstrusegoose.com/81

footfootfoot 01-16-2009 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 479842)
Or a bacon (pork) Martini. :greenface
http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/home/martini.html

holy shit I went to high school with josh karpf

ok not exactly true, we were in the same high school only six years apart. So, no. we didn't really go to hiughschool together.

footfootfoot 01-16-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie (Post 516930)
Its what's for breakfast...

That needs, instead of cheese, grated potatoes, fried separately (we call them hash browns, or rosti umlaut over the o) and then cheese. You must have the spuds. It provides a backdrop or counterpoint to all the fatty goodness imparted by the bacon and cheese.

That shit is going down this weekend. will post pics. So awesome Beestie.

footfootfoot 01-16-2009 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 520003)
this one could probably go in a few threads around here

:3eye:

A few threads??? It could be our new mascot!

Beestie 01-16-2009 09:12 PM

I can't find any pics of the bacon cups I made a while back. What you do is this: Take a few 8 oz stryrofoam or paper cups and arrange 'em upside down on the counter. Then, mold a sheet of aluminum (that's ahl-oooo-MIN-ee-uhm to you guys across the pond) around each cup. Use heavy duty foil. Then, weave bacon around each cup shape and over the top in a tight weave. Remove styro/paper cups and arrange the foil/bacon cups on cooking sheet and bake at 400 till done. Go a little on the crispy side.

Drain and let cool.

Gently remove bacon cups from foil and set upright. Fill with scrambled eggs. Eat.

xoxoxoBruce 01-17-2009 12:37 AM

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It's getting weird.

TheMercenary 01-17-2009 05:58 AM

WWBD. :lol2:


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