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seakdivers 05-26-2006 08:03 PM

That painting is Bear Naked.



ba-dum-dum-dum..... and for my next act...

bluecuracao 05-26-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx
Dude is hairy.... and very familiar for some reason...

Oh! It's the biker from the Village People isn't it?!
http://www.gmok.nu/images/Village_Pe...for_killar.jpg

Could be...he does seem to be concentrating on The Bear!

lumberjim 05-26-2006 08:23 PM

what language is that text bubble written in? he does look like the viliage person, but my first reaction was that it was Saddam huessin

xoxoxoBruce 05-27-2006 12:57 PM

Googling, AHOM.RU (from the painting), yields all kinds of stuff.

richlevy 05-28-2006 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Googling, AHOM.RU (from the painting), yields all kinds of stuff.

Um, is that a real critter in the 2nd picture. If not, someone has done some great digital effect or sculpting.

Looking at the mouth, I would say no, but there are a lot of weird creatures that I don't know anything about and newborns of a lot of species look a lot different than adults.

If that is some sort of doll, I want one.

Trilby 05-28-2006 12:55 PM

That creature is a familiar. I won't say who it belongs to :angel:

richlevy 05-28-2006 01:05 PM

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That AHOM.RU website is an interesting place. I especially like the live casino with webcam of a roulette wheel and a female attendent. Somehow, opening an on-line account with a Russian casino brings a whole new meaning to the term "Russian Roulette".

Anyway, there are a lot of interesting pictures. Here is one NSFW one.

For some reason, when I saw it, I thought of a few things.

a) Did she drink too much, or was she just really really happy?
b) Why does this remind me of NBN's pictures?
c) Is this why Texans complain so much about Russians, because they are so much alike?

EDIT: BTW, I'm guessing the primate is a baby macaque or close relative. You have to love the Internet. Also, notice the deep scratches at the base of the handler's thumb.

Happy Monkey 05-28-2006 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
EDIT: BTW, I'm guessing the primate is a baby macaque or close relative. You have to love the Internet. Also, notice the deep scratches at the base of the handler's thumb.

That is a photoshop. Maybe the original was a macaque, but the face belongs on the silver screen.

Edit - and whaddaya know. He's on cinemax right now!

Tse Moana 05-28-2006 08:54 PM

I think it looks like a Gremlin..

Ibby 05-29-2006 02:15 AM

Predator.

rkzenrage 05-30-2006 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
c) Is this why Texans complain so much about Russians, because they are so much alike?

Makes perfect sense to me... kinda' how homophobes are in the closet.

capnhowdy 05-30-2006 02:47 PM

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hugest....

capnhowdy 05-30-2006 02:49 PM

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in through the out door or......

Kagen4o4 05-30-2006 06:49 PM

http://www.mrbeaver.net/images_weird/mcardbeaver.jpg

Undertoad 05-31-2006 01:47 PM

The internet is far more entertaining than movies or TV.

http://cellar.org/2006/pukehump.gif

can't... stop... laughing...

I had to put this in the NSFW thread even though in theory it contains no actual pornography. :D

glatt 05-31-2006 01:52 PM

I never really laugh out loud at anything I see on the web, but that really had me going. It has everything. Like 4-5 things about it that are funny all at once.:lol:

lookout123 06-01-2006 06:48 PM

aw, come back babe - I'll share...

skysidhe 06-01-2006 09:52 PM

http://www.wdydwyd.com/galleries/bm0...es/med_202.jpg

Elspode 06-02-2006 04:34 PM

Reminds me of a date I had once.

DucksNuts 06-02-2006 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
Reminds me of a date I had once.

I'm scared to ask :worried:

capnhowdy 06-02-2006 07:39 PM

I'm just glad you didn't have it twice.

skysidhe 06-03-2006 11:35 AM

http://www.elenakulikova.com/modelin...g_4289_ret.jpghttp://www.elenakulikova.com/modelin...g_4289_ret.htm

rkzenrage 06-03-2006 11:34 PM

Not sure how I feel about that... but it's wrong.

richlevy 06-04-2006 04:44 PM

Is that the same person as in the black and white photo? I think the breasts look similar. And I have some experience in this.:p

Undertoad 06-05-2006 01:13 PM

Too many images to relink here, nor would I really, but random livejournal will sometimes send you a very naked, very hot young woman walking around what looks like a setting in daytime suburban Russia.

"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?

rkzenrage 06-05-2006 02:14 PM

Cracknut

footfootfoot 06-05-2006 02:29 PM

Nice dowas, though.

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2006 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Too many images to relink here, nor would I really, but random livejournal will sometimes send you a very naked, very hot young woman walking around what looks like a setting in daytime suburban Russia.

"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?

Do NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake

richlevy 06-05-2006 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Do NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake

Of course I had to do it:eek:. BTW, that picture, that noone should see, has a lot of Cyrillic text on it and at the bottom left a little NSFW.

busterb 06-05-2006 07:40 PM

Damn!!! OXB

Kagen4o4 06-05-2006 07:50 PM

oooouch

glatt 06-05-2006 08:14 PM

Female goatse? That really is a wtf!

Yuck. Curse my curiousity.

footfootfoot 06-05-2006 08:45 PM

curiousity killed the cat.

Kagen4o4 06-05-2006 10:00 PM

curiousity killed the pussy

DucksNuts 06-05-2006 10:19 PM

I feel ill.

Bruce - youre mean.

xoxoxoBruce 06-05-2006 10:26 PM

I told you so, but would you listen...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :lol:

DucksNuts 06-05-2006 10:54 PM

I may listen to you in the future Bruce

wolf 06-06-2006 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?

I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.

wolf 06-06-2006 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I told you so, but would you listen...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :lol:

It's like driving past an accident. You can't help it. You just can't.

I did think it was very helpful of the original poster to have added a very, very tiny "NSFW" at the bottom of the image in English.

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.

That's a whole lot of shopping. I could refer you to a number of exhibitioist sites that would make that tame in comparison.

It looks really early in the am, I thought it was shopped too, esp the first one where ther is a tiny drop shadow around her feet. But it seems to be a very overcast day, so no shadows. Although the best day to take pics for photoshopping; there is no light directoin to be concerned with.

Besides Wolf, of all people you must be familiar with all the varieties of whack that inhabit people's tinfoil hats. Isn't there a variety that says:

"I just wanna be free, freeee! Free to walk around just as god made me, until a couple of sketchy guys in a funny little car try to pick me up, then I just wanna run, run, run!"

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:36 AM

I just checked em again, it isn't overcast so much as really early in the am. the sun isn't up in the sky yet. At the very last picture, you can see the light has gotten warmer (color temp) and is more directional.

glatt 06-06-2006 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
I just checked em again....

Thanks for going through all that trouble to check them again for us. Just to be sure. I know what a sacrifice it must be to look at these again. :p

LabRat 06-06-2006 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy
Is that the same person as in the black and white photo? I think the breasts look similar. And I have some experience in this.:p

1:40
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:p
:D

DucksNuts 06-06-2006 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.

Hmmm, in one of the pics, one of the dudes in the car is definitely focussed on her...err...lack-of-map-of-tassie :neutral:

Kagen4o4 06-06-2006 07:27 PM

its not fake. theres no reason for it to be fake. it would take more effort to fake those photos than to take them

ITS NOT FAKE. there are shadows from her in nearly every pic.

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Hmmm, in one of the pics, one of the dudes in the car is definitely focussed on her...err...lack-of-map-of-tassie :neutral:

Lack of map of tassie?

Translation pls.

First guess is tasmania? does it resemble a woman's pubic triangle, must google, then I'll have to go back and look at those dreadful pictures again.

Is there no peace on the cellar?

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 07:44 PM

ahh yes, google. tasmania. very clever.

Kagen4o4 06-06-2006 09:09 PM

http://www.designshare.com/articles/1/125/tasmania.jpg

http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/H...p_image010.jpg

footfootfoot 06-06-2006 09:56 PM

My list of reasons to emigrate to Australia grows every day.

richlevy 06-07-2006 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
My list of reasons to emigrate to Australia grows every day.

So you want to be a bush pilot?:rolleyes:

glatt 06-08-2006 09:31 AM

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Honey, I'm home!

Clodfobble 06-08-2006 09:52 AM

Is it just me, or is that guy wearing a tie with a hoodie?

Kagen4o4 06-08-2006 05:13 PM

also does he have a great big gaping black hole where his penis should be?

KinkyVixen 06-09-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Do NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake


So yeah, I had to go check it out. Whatever it was they took it off : ( How sad. Curious/Inquiring minds wanna know!!

Ibby 06-09-2006 12:24 PM

Trust me. You don't.

KinkyVixen 06-09-2006 12:34 PM

But I do!!! Even if it's sick, I just wanna know! C'mon Ibram, fill me in!

glatt 06-09-2006 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
But I do!!! Even if it's sick, I just wanna know! C'mon Ibram, fill me in!

I still don't know what it was that I saw. But I'll take a stab at it. A woman was inserting some sort of clear liquid filled sphere all the way inside her. And it was very large.

It looked like she had done it before, because things were swollen. Like a baboon's butt.

It was yucky.

capnhowdy 06-09-2006 01:34 PM

damn... I always miss all the good shit.

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2006 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
So yeah, I had to go check it out. Whatever it was they took it off : ( How sad. Curious/Inquiring minds wanna know!!

They sure did...that's why you should check in the Cellar every day. :lol:

Elspode 06-10-2006 12:37 AM

Wow...that shit was apparently even too sick for Russia.


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