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xoxoxoBruce 05-25-2009 10:38 AM

A license plate on a buggy? :eek:

slang 05-25-2009 11:46 AM

Yes.

I don't know all the details but it seems that it is extremely difficult to get away from "THE MAN's" registration fees and taxes.

Even if you're living a lifestyle from the 18th century. :mad:

Stress Puppy 05-25-2009 01:17 PM

Yes, they have to be registered and they have to have the reflective triangle and blinking lights for night time.

Gravdigr 05-25-2009 01:31 PM

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Seemed strange. Like a contrast of the old and the new.

Slang, that's almost exactly what I was thinking when I did this.

Gravdigr 05-25-2009 01:42 PM

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That shit made me remember this shit.

xoxoxoBruce 05-25-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 568573)
Yes, they have to be registered and they have to have the reflective triangle and blinking lights for night time.

PA requires the lights and reflector, but no plates.

edit; As a matter of fact, a friend just sent me a picture of one. :D

edit2; The pictures were taken in DE, which doesn't require plates either.

Undertoad 05-26-2009 09:53 AM

I don't normally link animated GIFs because they are so large.

http://cellar.org/2009/Umbrella_dinosaur-385.gif

Undertoad 05-27-2009 12:44 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/freecondom.jpg

toranokaze 05-28-2009 02:21 AM

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Funny but not wtf

ZenGum 05-28-2009 05:53 AM

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capnhowdy 06-07-2009 09:19 AM

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Undertoad 06-09-2009 09:01 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/goint-to-hell-for-this.jpg

ZenGum 06-10-2009 03:13 AM

:lol:

If you get to hell before me, save me a seat near the fire, will you?

Crimson Ghost 06-11-2009 02:54 AM

She died in a during?

Charles During?

TheMercenary 06-11-2009 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 572703)
She died in a during?

Charles During?

"After being wounded again, this time in the chest, Durning was repatriated to the United States. He remained in Army hospitals to receive treatment for wounds until being discharged with the rank of Private First Class on January 30, 1946."

What the hell! After all that guy went through he sould have been promoted.

Crimson Ghost 06-11-2009 08:08 PM

Military Logic™: If he had died, he would have been promoted.

ZenGum 06-11-2009 10:22 PM

Military Logic™ 2 : If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.

JuancoRocks 06-12-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 572764)
"After being wounded again, this time in the chest, Durning was repatriated to the United States. He remained in Army hospitals to receive treatment for wounds until being discharged with the rank of Private First Class on January 30, 1946."

What the hell! After all that guy went through he sould have been promoted.

Pretty impressive credentials.......3, real, earned purple hearts.......
The Normandy landing on D-Day and the Battle Of The Bulge.......
They should be writing books about his experiences.......

capnhowdy 06-12-2009 07:08 PM

I strongly agree. So it goes.

Undertoad 06-14-2009 11:27 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/wtfman.jpg

capnhowdy 06-14-2009 02:07 PM

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SteveDallas 06-14-2009 03:07 PM

I'll take some of that action. Where do I sign up??

Undertoad 06-18-2009 12:43 PM

http://cellar.org/2009/imitationlobster.jpg

dmg1969 06-18-2009 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 575599)

Mmmm. I've never had crab or lobster flavored Boston Terrier. Sounds tasty.

jinx 06-18-2009 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by slang (Post 568548)
Even if you're living a lifestyle from the 18th century. :mad:

18th century. Yeah.
The amish women behind me at the check out today were buying: foam plates, Luvs diapers, several 12 packs of Gatorade, Tide, plastic hangers etc etc...
Aside from the funny hats and animal abuse, they're really no different than you and me.

ZenGum 06-18-2009 08:46 PM

Jinx wears funny hats?

TheMercenary 06-18-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 575732)
18th century. Yeah.
The amish women .....
Aside from the ......animal abuse, they're really no different than you and me.

Wow. I have not heard about that. What are they accused of? Having sex with goats or what? You certainly can't be talking about their horses pulling buggies or draft horses working on the farm. Are you? I have never heard of this issue.

Undertoad 06-18-2009 09:53 PM

Round here the Amish are the puppy millers and have been known to often keep their dogs in the worst possible conditions.

capnhowdy 06-19-2009 06:55 AM

I just lost all respect for the Amish I have ever enjoyed. Puppy millers are the pits.

jinx 06-19-2009 10:07 AM

The puppy mills are the worst, but the buggies really bother me a lot too... These people use disposable plates and diapers because they are convenient, they have cell phones and weed wackers... why does a horse have to suck exhaust hauling their asses thru traffic to Walmart? Because that really draws the tourists and the money.

Trilby 06-19-2009 10:37 AM

My Pennsylvanian grandma used to say there's "clean Amish" and there's "dirty Amish," but she could've just been Anti-Amishtic. I"ve seen some Amish farms that I wouldn't set my big toe on they were that nasty.

The Amish: they're just like everyone else. But with hats.

jinx 06-19-2009 11:19 AM

And, AND! they charged $.75 more per quart of strawberries this year than the english stands.
:mad2:

Kitsune 06-19-2009 12:16 PM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/...98be05056c.jpg

Googly Eyes + Coke Machine = "Why hello, ladies!"

classicman 06-19-2009 12:25 PM

You forgot the attraction of the bald head, Kits.

Thats a great pic where'd you find that one?

Trilby 06-19-2009 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 575932)
And, AND! they charged $.75 more per quart of strawberries this year than the english stands.
:mad2:


The cheatin' bastid's!

Kitsune 06-19-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 575950)
Thats a great pic where'd you find that one?

I took it.

classicman 06-19-2009 04:32 PM

Coo' - bonus points!

capnhowdy 06-19-2009 09:26 PM

I wish I could read the warning label.

...gets feeling he's about to........

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2009 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune (Post 575947)
Googly Eyes + Coke Machine = "Why hello, ladies!"

Is that Clarence Thomas and his coke can? :haha:

capnhowdy 06-20-2009 07:24 AM

The warning is a "tip over" variety. What a let down.

I was hoping it'd say "Consuming Coke products can result in eye explosion or death."

footfootfoot 06-20-2009 07:41 PM

wasn't this thread where the pedo bear images were?
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912846

toranokaze 06-29-2009 08:21 PM

epic win

Shawnee123 07-28-2009 09:03 PM

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TheMercenary 07-28-2009 10:04 PM

I would love it if she would wear a real fur coat just to piss off the PETA people. :)

Shawnee123 08-28-2009 09:00 AM

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damn steve! :p

monster 08-30-2009 08:51 PM

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So at the pool tonight, we were talking about how easy and convenient thel local library's online renewal service is..... and I 'fessed up to regularly renewing one book I want/need to read but never get round to ...we eventaully stopped laughing, so I thought all y'all might apprecite it too .. but I knew you'd demand proof, so here is the screenshot of our library account (we just can't find the garfield book) (books need renewing once a month)

dar512 08-30-2009 08:59 PM

Ragetti: That's what you call ironic.

I don't think we get to renew that many times at my library.

monster 08-30-2009 09:16 PM

oh, we have some we've been renewing for more than 4 years.......

it didn't used to be this way....

Clodfobble 08-30-2009 10:30 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we get to renew a maximum of three times.

Actually, come to think of it, that may only be if someone else has requested the book. If no one is requesting it maybe they'd let you keep it forever, I don't know.

monster 08-30-2009 10:32 PM

if someone wants it, it can't be renewed.

dar512 08-31-2009 09:44 AM

I can't imagine that no one wants Garfield Hits the Big Time. :rolleyes:

Alright. Who's brave enough to go request the Garfield book so that Monnie has to look for it?

monster 08-31-2009 10:28 AM

oh please don't :( I'm sure it's here somewhere (with the other one) but I just have stuff to do this week. back to school necxt week.

wolf 08-31-2009 01:02 PM

Continually renewing the Procrastinators Guide to Wills and Estate Planning is truly funny.

monster 08-31-2009 01:14 PM

I know. I wonder if anyone at the library has noticed?

dar512 08-31-2009 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 591560)
I know. I wonder if anyone at the library has noticed?

:worried: <paranoid>They're snickering at you right now</paranoid>

monster 08-31-2009 01:19 PM

I hope they're laughing as much as I am. :lol:

casimendocina 08-31-2009 10:54 PM

Wouldn't it be easier just to go and buy your own copy? It shouldn't cost that much.

monster 08-31-2009 10:57 PM

easier than including it in the "renew all" click? I don't think so..... plus i'm super-stingy....

Scriveyn 09-01-2009 06:05 AM

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monster 09-01-2009 10:42 AM

don't be such a party pooper. Obviously now I have to keep it for as long as I possibly can..... it's probably already way out of date, that's why no-one else wants it :lol:


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