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wolf 01-25-2006 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
No, you continued to misspell "missile" after being mocked for it and that removed two points.

I think he means Missal, like in a book of religious ceremony and doctrine.

Those can be quite dangerous when lobbed at a country, you know?

Elspode 01-25-2006 01:01 PM

I think that the incidental nuclear deterrent the US provides to Canada is probably being considered as payment at this point. That should be worth a couple billion barrels of oil per warhead. :lol:

wolf 01-25-2006 01:17 PM

Very true. If the Russkies weren't scared shitless of us, they would have nuked Canada back in the 50s.

dov 01-25-2006 02:45 PM

Yup, I like it here. You pass. I will hang around a while.
(My major decision of the day was deciding if I should post Yup or Yes. I am not much of a decider; I am more of a doer, borderline ocd. Those that know me would laugh at borderline.)

dov 01-25-2006 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
I liked Montreal because it's a city of restaurants, and I like food. Walking downtown to find a sidewalk cafe was particularly memorable. It's clean and cultured and only a little bit rude. I envy you for having that city as home.

I am grateful.


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Originally Posted by Undertoad
You really ought to have answered the quiz, there's no shame in it.

I do not do quizzes. It is one of my quirks. They remind me of authority. I hate authority.

dov 01-25-2006 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
I think he means Missal, like in a book of religious ceremony and doctrine.

Those can be quite dangerous when lobbed at a country, you know?

Did I mention I am dyslexic? Word’s spell-check does not pick up errors such as missals. To them it is spelt properly, but they do not know it is the wrong properly spelt word.

dov 01-25-2006 03:15 PM

Next time you are in town, Undertoad, I will show you the seedier side of Montreal. It is not in the tourist guides. Are you into seedier?

dov 01-25-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Very true. If the Russkies weren't scared shitless of us, they would have nuked Canada back in the 50s.

If we weren’t next door to you we would not have to worry about being nuked, now would we?

Being your neighbour comes with a high price, plus a bonus for you, you get to drink our beer, not the piss water you are used to.

footfootfoot 01-25-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dov
If we weren’t next door to you we would not have to worry about being nuked, now would we?

Being your neighbour comes with a high price, plus a bonus for you, you get to drink our beer, not the piss water you are used to.

please.

Molson? Labatt's? piss water.

mrnoodle 01-25-2006 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dov
I bet you drive a boat of a car and have a gun collection that you are very proud of.

Since Brianna's an iggy, I will have to answer to this: I miss my pickup. I bought it when I was selling guns, and it had a padded bed for the oak and glass display cases. Had to get rid of it for something more fuel-stingy. I think it would've fallen into the category you describe, though.

I'm not overly proud of my gun collection, but there are a couple of nice ones.


As for the trade deficit, how about we just send you all the worthless Canadian coinage that's rattling around in our tills? Not a week goes by that I don't find some dime with a woman's face on it in my change jar. All told, it must add up to several thousand dollars (CAN). Maybe a buck fitty in scrap metal otherwise.

You guys have some fabulous fishing and hunting, though. I would love the opportunity to donate to your wildlife management program in exchange for some moose burger and salmon steaks.

capnhowdy 01-25-2006 05:00 PM

I knew there was a silver lining.

lumberjim 01-25-2006 05:11 PM

I like Canada. but lately it seems i've come upon a lot of Canadians with really bad superiority issues. like what country you reside in defines you as a person. I can;t decide if it's because they feel like they're better or worse than we are, but it does seem to be on their minds quite a bit. always comparing themselves to us. what's the difference between us? aren't we basically the same? shut up with all the propaganda already. you didnt invent Canada in your image or anything.

Trilby 01-25-2006 05:30 PM

What I don't understand is MY getting the honor of an iggy and LJ didn't.

Sexism. Plain, old-fashioned sexism.

Cock. (not you, LJ) :)

dov 01-25-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim
what's the difference between us? aren't we basically the same? shut up with all the propaganda already. you didnt invent Canada in your image or anything.

If your were to backpack it around Europe and the world, would you put a stars and stripes or a maple leaf on your backpack? (Including the Mid East.)

Propaganda is lies. Show me where I have lied.

Its nice actually, you have given us a new and proud National Identity.

We are not American. :headshake

lumberjim 01-25-2006 05:54 PM

see what i mean?

remora people. dov, why don't you just be you? put your fucking flag away. tell us about yourself or your life, or.....shit i don;t know, but don't try to pick a fight on an american board about how much better you are because you're canadian. all you'll get is a big FUCK YOU. you only make yourself seem a little pathetic in your attempts to convince us ( and yourself ) that you hold some moral high ground.

and propaganda is not just lies. it's sales. you're selling.

i aint buying.

oh, and because i think 'iggy' [ghey] lists are for pussies, here's what bri said:


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Brianna
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What I don't understand is MY getting the honor of an iggy and LJ didn't.

Sexism. Plain, old-fashioned sexism.

Cock. (not you, LJ)


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