"Synchronicity is God's Handwriting"

"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli"
~The GodFather

"England and America are two countries separated by the same language" - George Bernard Shaw

"England and America are two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean" - Eddie Izzard

In Europe, they think 200 miles is a long way, in America, they 200 years is a long time.

One of those "Life in These United States" stories in Reader's Digest:

A group is taking a tour of a ghost town in the Western US. The tour guide exclaims that the town "is over 100 years old". A Greek in back pipes up, "Wow. Wait 'till I tell them about this back at the Parthenon."

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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet. -Robin Williams

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Some geek humor:

Save the whales. Feed the children. Free the mallocs.
-- unknown

a way to sum up arts degree students in australia.

"land rights for gay whales"

Confucious say "he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers" :lol:

"The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar"

Homer Simpson.

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
-Frank A. Clark, writer (1911- )

Nice one, V.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no
party of principle."

"The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe
the people with their own money."


-Alexis de Tocqueville