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Torrere 02-14-2006 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
For some awesome cool conspiracy theories, hit this search engine and select conspiracy theories as your search type.

I selected Conspiracy Theories as my search type and searched for "FEMA" and had no results.

What self-respecting search engine for conspiracy theories has no dirt on FEMA?

Hell, it has nothing at all on the Illuminati!

Torrere 02-14-2006 11:19 PM

16 GREENPEACE MEMBERS PLEAD GUILTY TO CONSPIRACY

dov 02-15-2006 12:23 AM

shrub sr. had the most to gain from JFK's death, and when your not sure, its a given, it was the Jews.

Griff 02-15-2006 05:48 AM

Do you have any other characteristic besides Jewishness? I only ask because most folks are more than their ethnicity.

dov 02-16-2006 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff
Do you have any other characteristic besides Jewishness? I only ask because most folks are more than their ethnicity.

I will leave that to you to figure out. I never go deeper than the Jew persona on the first date.

capnhowdy 02-16-2006 07:09 PM

imagine that.

WabUfvot5 02-16-2006 07:28 PM

Best I ever heard was that Hitler and his ilk used UFO technology to escape to ... ANTARCTICA! So absurd. Everybody knows he's at Jupiter now.

lumberjim 02-16-2006 07:35 PM

[tyler durden] I am dov's flaming jewbone[/tyler durden]

wolf 02-16-2006 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dov
I will leave that to you to figure out. I never go deeper than the Jew persona on the first date.

So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?

Spexxvet 02-17-2006 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?

Oy vay!

Kozmique 02-18-2006 09:33 PM

The government, which is really run by aliens, is using television and antidepressants to turn us into totally submissive zombies.

or

The government knows that the Earth is really a highly evolved life form, and we are just parasites crawling on its skin. The high and mighty plan to bleed the planet dry and then hop into their spacecraft and go looking for a new host to infest, just like fleas jumping off dying rats in a plague. The rest of us will die fighting over the last few cc's of bottled oxygen. This is the fate that befell Mars before they came over here.

Beestie 02-18-2006 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
So you make your date drive by pretending your car is in the shop, and she pays for her own dinner?

I learned just now that Jack Daniels through the nose really hurts but is worth it. :lol:

Kitsune 04-13-2006 12:51 PM

Everyone needs to know about Ghost Gun UA175 so they are aware of hidden missiles and the sneaky use of Microsoft Flight Simulator to fool the world.

SteveBsjb 04-13-2006 04:27 PM

Cellarites conspire to "squeeze" out undesirables.

rkzenrage 04-18-2006 02:30 PM

The Kissinger Pipeline being the reason for all the wars right now and the impetus for Bush and his cronies/bosses (depending on how you look at it) faking 9/11. That is why we are going to have to go to war with Iran, we must have a clear path for the pipeline.... Hail Zion and all that.

Related: The new anti-Semite nut's idea of the "Stealth Jew... this one really cracks me up!

http://www15.ocn.ne.jp/~oyakodon/new...yasensou.e.htm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=stealth+jews
http://www.thejewishweek.com/news/ne...hp3?artid=5219

It is showing-up in blogs a great deal.

Did we land on the moon conspiracy theory.


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