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garnet 10-20-2004 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123
About Schmidt

Kathy Bates nude... :greenface

Hey I loved that movie! Although you are right about the Kathy Bates scene...that was rather unpleasant.

One of the worst movies I can think of off the top of my head was "The Animal" with Rob Schneider and that chick Colleen from "Survivor." That movie totally sucked ass. :thumbsdn:

Chewbaccus 10-24-2004 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire
How can you imply that Sixth Sense was the worse movie ever? I know that you said MY and not THE worst movie, but still.


Quite easily. It was overhyped, with an overly contrived plot whose "Oh my God, I was so shocked at the ending" ending I saw from the opening reel. Bruce Willis gets shot! Kid sees dead people! And, as if simply for insurance, kid says dead people often don't know they're dead!

My only regret is that I fell asleep before I could make bets with the others in the audience on how the movie would end.

Elspode 10-24-2004 06:52 PM

I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. Speaking from the "mature adult" perspective (in age only), I think our society puts way too much emphasis on youthful beauty, leaving the rest of us feeling like we should just go hide somewhere because we aren't fit for the cover of Cosmo.

Fuck that. Old people need sex too. Someday, those who found Ms. Bates' nude scene unpalatable will look in a mirror and wonder what the hell they were thinking back when they were whippersnappers.

OnyxCougar 10-27-2004 09:42 AM

Bubba Ho-Tep. I really liked Bruce Campbell up until that movie. Bought the DVD without seeing it in the theatre first...first mistake....

And Toad...Men in Tights?? I LOVE that movie.... :(

Happy Monkey 10-27-2004 10:07 AM

Bubba Ho-Tep is fun to watch with "The King" commentary track.

Trilby 10-27-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
I think it took a lot of moxie for Kathy Bates to do that scene. Speaking from the "mature adult" perspective (in age only), I think our society puts way too much emphasis on youthful beauty, leaving the rest of us feeling like we should just go hide somewhere because we aren't fit for the cover of Cosmo.

Fuck that. Old people need sex too. Someday, those who found Ms. Bates' nude scene unpalatable will look in a mirror and wonder what the hell they were thinking back when they were whippersnappers.

Elspode--did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeerrroooooooo?

Old people DO need sex and I've known some really HOT "older" men who could teach the youngsters a thang or two. So there, all you who worship at the alter of youth and Britney Spears.

vsp 10-27-2004 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by be-bop
What about Flesh Gordon..Does anyone remember that gem.
With the professer sidekick who had an amazing name "prof Flexi jerkoff" :D

Flesh Gordon was bad enough to be campy entertainment, which is as it was intended. If nothing else, the stop-motion-monster sequences (particularly the King Kong parody near the end) gave it redeeming value far above many other movies in this thread.

Now, The Avengers? Highlander 2? THOSE were bad movies.

Clodfobble 10-27-2004 06:14 PM

Worst Movies Ever are in the news today:

Long-lost final Ed Wood movie found

Happy Monkey 06-21-2006 05:13 PM

I'll pop this thread back up for a movie I haven't seen (obviously, it hasn't come out yet), but must confess some curiosity about...

rkzenrage 06-21-2006 07:49 PM

I was in the worst movie I have ever seen.

Happy Monkey 06-21-2006 08:01 PM

Which one was that?

rkzenrage 06-21-2006 08:05 PM

It would hurt people's feelings if I told... it went to some festivals and they search the name from time to time to see who is talking about it.
Let's just say it seems like drunks broke into the editing room after the actual film was made and made the same movie from the worst takes as a joke & the film was not well done to begin with. You have no idea how pissed I was.

glatt 06-21-2006 10:05 PM

I'm curious now. Can you spell it backwards? Search engine shouldn't pick it up then.

glatt 06-21-2006 10:15 PM

Oh, and the worst movie I've ever seen (that I can recall right now) is Phantom of the Paradise, a BRian DePalma movie with Paul Williams.

lookout123 06-21-2006 10:41 PM

still Passenger 57. not one redeeming scene in the whole thing.


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