The Cellar - haiku II

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The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)

- Creative Writing (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=32)

- - haiku II (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=6520)

Trilby

10-01-2004 04:16 PM

Hey Nothing But Net!
Serious competition
From Ike is my Cat!

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-01-2004 04:23 PM

Brianna likes me.
Should I tell her I'm married
or lead her on more.

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-01-2004 04:28 PM

Oops. Now she must know.
I forgot that she reads this--
There go my chances.

Trilby

10-01-2004 04:41 PM

Ike, ever hear of
a thing called agape love?
Though I prefer sex.

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-01-2004 04:48 PM

Yup, I've heard of it.
Yeah. Like, my mouth was agape
seeing you nekkid.

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-01-2004 04:49 PM

There I go again...
Start typing before thinking;
only smut comes out.

Trilby

10-01-2004 04:53 PM

Same disease as you-
Smut smut smut smut smut smut smut,
Smut smut smut smut, filth.

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-04-2004 03:33 PM

Won golf tournament:
4 strokes ahead of the next.
Who wants to touch me.

Catwoman

10-05-2004 09:56 AM

Golf, flirtation and
shorthand eroticism.
It's just not sexy.

Trilby

10-07-2004 02:06 PM

I like Halloween
It is the Very Best One.
No holiday guilt.

Ike_is_my_Cat

10-07-2004 02:12 PM

Drug-laced candy corn--
trick or treat, sonofabitch;
Won't come back next year.

Trilby

10-07-2004 02:20 PM

Drugs in Candy is
An Urban Legend, kneejerk.
Eat some candy, man.

Nothing But Net

10-11-2004 02:25 AM

My great sports weekend,
Didn't turn out like I'd planned...
It's all gone to shit

Nothing But Net

10-11-2004 02:32 AM

Enchilada plate,
You know the consequences,
Get out of my house!

Undertoad

10-11-2004 06:59 AM

Eagles didn't win...
Because it's their bye week!
Destiny awaits.

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