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darclauz 09-28-2003 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slang
Hey!! Jesus had long hair! And....he voted Republican. What do you say to that Mr smarty pants?
ummm...how can you tell? by watching his old movies?

God 09-28-2003 11:44 PM

It's true, Jesus had long hair. What was I supposed to do, "miracle" it from his head?

Kids nowdays.

Whit 09-28-2003 11:45 PM

      Actually, according to the bible he had curly hair, like that of a lamb. So regardless of all the pics he didn't have long straight hair.
      Also, I think you are wrong about the voting republican thing. Jesus wore sandals, all the time. Nobody that into sandals votes republican.

elSicomoro 09-28-2003 11:48 PM

I dunno...Jesus may have been the first compassionate conservative.

juju 09-28-2003 11:56 PM

Jesus voted Republican?

Just curious... does actually say in the Bible that Jesus had long hair, or is that just in the pictures?

juju 09-28-2003 11:58 PM

Whoops.. four posts just sprang out of nowhere! That'll teach me to hit refresh..

Whit 09-29-2003 12:00 AM

      It's one of those nights dude.

darclauz 09-29-2003 12:36 AM

No known statement on hair of head. Only hair of face:

"I gave My...cheeks to those who plucked off the hair; I hid not my face from shame and spitting" (Isaiah 50:6).

Whit 09-29-2003 12:49 AM

      Hmm, having looked for it I find that my reference come from the first chapter of revelations and is after the death and return from hell and all that stuff. It seems his apearance had changed a bit from what john was familiar with...

Griff 09-29-2003 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whit
      Also, I think you are wrong about the voting republican thing. Jesus wore sandals, all the time. Nobody that into sandals votes republican.
...proof of his Libertarian leanings.

Whit 09-29-2003 07:57 AM

      Wearing sandals and robes all the time? Nah, I'm thinking Green party...

Griff 09-29-2003 08:59 AM

hmmmm... fergot about the robes

SteveDallas 09-29-2003 09:23 AM

Maybe a South Park Republican? :blunt:

Griff 09-29-2003 09:37 AM

Wouldn't that be a libertarian?

Elspode 09-29-2003 10:08 AM

I am not a fan of footwear, and were it not for the vagaries of Midwestern weather, and jobs, I would likely go barefoot at all times.

Back when I was still a confused spiritual person, and weak, I allowed myself to go to Lutheran church with my first wife. On Easter Sunday, as I stood in the line to take communion, wearing my Sunday best slacks, sweater...and sandals, I was approached by an usher (who was, admittedly, a friend of the family, and a real nice guy).

"Patrick, do you think those sandals are appropriate for this holiday?"

"Well...Jesus wore sandals, didn't he?"

That pretty much ended that conversation.


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