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Elspode 09-29-2015 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 939915)
I have a full face convertible that is 3x. I usually get by with 2x. Try Revzilla. Decent prices, superior shipping and servics.

That's what I was looking for. Thanks!

How was the trip?

Elspode 09-29-2015 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 940079)
Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?:eyebrow:

You *have* been on The Cellar before, right?

Elspode 09-29-2015 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 939965)
Here is what I know:

1.) More than one partner (in the politest of honest-sharing contexts) has admitted that I am, at the very least, the largest they have been with. And I have been with the same person since I was 19, so it's not like this is a post-baby development (and mine didn't come out that direction anyway.)

2.) The sex toys that I find ideal are what the internet refers to as "super extra large." Regular ones are... meh.

3.) Tampons fall out of me. Not right away, but you're supposed to have to pull those fuckers out, not shove them back in repeatedly. I just recently discovered extra large ones online--not extra absorbent, mind you, just a little wider than normal. They are not directly advertised precisely as such, but the discreetly-worded positive reviews did not lead me astray.


I gotta say that this is pretty frigging honest. And yes...there *is* a huge difference in the capacity of various females anatomy. I've been with women who could have easily started a vaginal spelunking business, all the way to women for whom I thought I was going to need to find something conical to even get started.

Elspode 09-29-2015 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 939930)
I haven't asked a man his size since I was a teenager.

The only answer I ever gave to that question was "Well, you could just check it out for yourself. After all, we're both here right now, and clearly, we are both thinking about that."

Elspode 09-29-2015 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 940070)
Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

Yes...and by *me*. That's why it's important.

lumberjim 12-16-2015 04:55 PM

In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.

Clodfobble 12-16-2015 05:03 PM

That's right, I forgot the giant cooter discussion was here. Once we successfully got your head size, there was no reason not to let it drift.

xoxoxoBruce 12-16-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 948668)
In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.

For a worthy cause the Cellar sneakiness knows no bounds. :haha: We should run for Congress.

Griff 12-16-2015 08:10 PM

Tricksy Hobbites.

DanaC 12-17-2015 03:59 AM

Ha. I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was.


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