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Uryoces 03-16-2003 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by Beestie
Rent a movie featuring this act (not a porn flick but an otherwise ok flik that has a scene of it).
Caligula and Deliverance are not recommended films.
Quote:

Originally posted by dave
I think directness is usually the best way ... "I've been doing some reading about, er, 'alternative' intercourse, and, I have to admit, it's kind of interesting. What do you think about it?"
Ding, ding, ding! Winner!

Mom's in a small box, got to be careful not to sneeze around her...

Thadius 03-16-2003 02:46 PM

After all this why not just buy a manual, set of spanners, drip tray, can of oil and a pair of overalls, she may get the hint.

xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2003 07:54 AM

Tom Sawyer! Let her watch you change the oil while you tell her how much fun it is. Before you know it she'll be paying you to let her change the oil. Simple.


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