Ohhhhhhhh........

i think a female cellarite should measure. oh, please make sure you measure more than once. we don't want any mistakes. lola bunny - would you be the official??

you know Leo was a little trickster.

Oh, wow.

I needed that laugh.

Re: Penii.


I've seen tons. literally tons of them. (I WAS a nurse, you know) and while they do differ it's really only the Lock Ness types or the pencil erasers that get any mention. Some do bend definitely one way or the other; a curve if you will. I had one of those. He was mind blowing. Also had a Nessie. Amazing. Truly a work of art. I wanted to take a pic but he wouldn't let me (not that he was shy he just didn't want to be recognized) It was the length from the second line on my wrist to the tip of my middle finger and had girth, baby, girth. He was the best screw and the worst person I ever met.

Which is... in actual measurements ... ???

a palm? a hand?

Oh well, I'd probably end up with the short end of the stick

seven and NEARLY one half inches. you guys in Oz know inches? should I convert?

David...
 

like so...

maybe better view of tape measure

19.05 cm

:lol: clearly it was memorable for you.

You look cross there Tril.
Or are you just missing it?

Too Much Information Below.
You have been warned.

I had a long flirtation and a lovely snog with someone in my office. I've never judged a man by his penis before, but this one was like a pencil. I felt ham-fisted giving him a hand shandy. I broke up with him just after Christmas. I knew I would, so I bought him an extravagent present. The really awful thing was he took me to meet his family on Boxing Day - aaaaargh.

But in my defence the man who I had the best foreplay with (it wasn't one-sided!) had the shortest dick. Poor chap. He was simply born with it, it's not something you can work on. And the man had the tongue of an angel.

geez, I wish I had never brought this up