I am sorry about yr finger ...

I got home last night to find a little baby scorpion in my bathroom sink. Barely a half inch long. And it got FLUSHED. And somehow, I slept just fine! I *HATE* scorpions!

I've lived in AZ for over 6 years now and i have never seen a scorpion.

51st century pheromones. You people have no idea.

:lol2:

I still have an ouchie. Of course most of the guys swear it is herpes. LOL

You done gone n got bit by a skank-ass scorpion!?

If I ever get the Big H, I hope I can remember to say "I caught it from a scorpion."

Do you really want people to think you are able to fuck a scorpion?
They ain't that big! lol

It was blowing me.

And like a dumbass, I asked it to tickle my balls...:eek:

It did.

Look! It is almost all dried up. It barely weeps. The Army should really do a better job about warning us of the danger of herpes from scorpions. Geez, I'm scared to stick my finger anyplace now

BTW, many of you know I am back in MS. My hearing before the Board of Aldermen is next Tuesday

Good luck Sarge, although I hope you don't need it.

Thanks buddy, but things look pretty grim at this point. I admit I'm sweating it & feeling persecuted.

Another blurry pic, but it illustrates the typical day of a soldier. LOL

That must be your fan club.