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Adak 10-01-2009 09:41 PM

Sorry DVC, but ewe'd better look elsewhere. :)

Bitches (the real one's) wouldn't be suitable for "lonely nights". They are only receptive for a week or so, every few months, and when copulating, she will clamp down, locking the male's member inside her, involuntarily.

That dog is going nowhere until she cools down a bit.

Speaking of Ewe's: All part of the natural world, but
<<This is not for the faint of heart>>
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spudcon 10-01-2009 10:20 PM

I guess I figured out what was going on, but why the rope?

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2009 11:57 PM

That's a leash.

capnhowdy 10-02-2009 06:37 AM

I thought it was floss.

Spexxvet 10-02-2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode (Post 598768)
With all the various breeds of dogs, bred for all possible tasks...

... Why, sir, was there never a breed, specifically designed for helping the lonely men during long, cold, isolated, winter nights?

There, where no one was around to see, to witness, to tell...?

Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...
...

Rhea Perlman?

http://images.broadwayworld.com/uplo...Paul_Rider.jpg

TheDaVinciChode 10-02-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 598830)

Oh, please... I'd sooner risk a PBT, than that woman! :headshake

xoxoxoBruce 10-02-2009 09:22 AM

Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.:headshake

TheDaVinciChode 10-02-2009 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 598840)
Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.:headshake

And if her NSFW is anywhere near similar to her mouth...

There'd not be enough lube, or alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the three, that could make "it" pleasurable, pleasant, or seemingly a good idea... not even for a moment. :headshake

Bring on the PitBull!

Spexxvet 10-02-2009 10:46 AM

:headshake
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode (Post 598768)
...Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...

She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.

TheDaVinciChode 10-02-2009 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 598861)
:headshake
She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.

That's true...

How does she look, on all fours? ;)

spudcon 10-03-2009 12:14 AM

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If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.




Don't leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!!



Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen.



See the photo below .....


BrianR 10-10-2009 10:42 PM

Hell, even Cocker Spaniels are more known to bite than a pit. I've known many and they all were big sweethearts. Okay, there was this one pit, but I didn't know it nor did I care to or ever will. It was being trained to fight. I met it and it's owner in Fairmount Park one day. The dog had just finished ravaging and killing some kind of mixed breed that had had it's mouth taped closed and was tightly tied to a tree. The owner said it was to give the dog the taste of blood. It only had that one though as I immediately took out my .45 and shot the dog dead, then placed the smoking muzzle to the owners nose and dared him to say anything. He declined. Amazingly.

I hate fighting dogs and especially the people who make them the way they are. I love dogs but some things cannot be tolerated.

A few of you have met my dog Junior. His pictures are elsewhere on the Cellar. He's a mixed Queensland Heeler and with his fat head, he has been called a pit mix. He's a very nice dog who will put up with a lot and loves anyone who scratches his back or neck. He has bitten four people, three kids. He's a bite and release biter. All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog. Both are major no-nos. I had to save him from the pound once. And when I heard how he came to be there, had to be physically restrained from going off to beat to death the person who dragged my dog from his house and across the street so that he could be legally impounded.

That person mysteriously moved away soon after word got around that I was laying for him.

I protect my dogs as if they were my own children. I would not allow to live any of my dogs if they were actually a threat to people. Junior is not, he's just protective and more territorial than most. His bitees have always been disobeying the rules posted.

There are no dangerous dogs, only dangerous owners.

BTW, my Shih Tzus are the only dogs I've ever had with a killer instinct. They cornered a cat in the yard and were trying to kill it (came close) when the Mrs. rescued the cat. The rest of the pack were only barking and sniffing. The Shih Tzu is one of the least threatening dogs in the world.

You never can tell though.

classicman 10-11-2009 06:53 AM

It's not that they bite more, its the not letting go part.

Clodfobble 10-11-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR
All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog.

So the kids climbed your back yard fence? Or they were wandering in your front yard? How did these kids get into his "territory?"

wolf 10-11-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 599009)
If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.

That appears to be a Staffie (American Staffordshire Terrier), not a pit.


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