I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

What have we got here, a fucking comedian?

Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

I've used "It's sluggish, like a wet sponge" any number of times, especially, but not limited to, driving. Unless you count Wii Mario Cart as driving.

"I've had a drinking problem since the war."

What gets the most play at the nuthouse? Strangely, nothing from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Rather, "It's a madhouse, a MADHOUSE!" gets yelled out at least once every three shifts.

"Shovels just make too damn much racket."

"He aint the kind of retard that rubs shit in is hair is he?"

Another one from,
O Brother Where Art Thou:

Everett: Well, ain't it a small world- spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

"Well I'll only be 82!"
Delmar really was a paradigm of hope.

Everett: I'm not sure that's Pete."
Delmar: "Sure it is! Look at him!"

Lotsa respectable people get hit by trains! - Penny

Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you? -Penny, O Brother Where Art Thou

:muse: "He can afford to give the girls clarinet lessons."

"And all that that implies."
-- Kent Mansly in The Iron Giant

We can stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?
- Fargo

I don't know some of these. Could we have attributes please?

Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
- Glengarry Glen Ross

Too many notes.

If we're taking you with us, we can't be calling you " Milky."
- What's your real name ?
- Casper, but my friends call me "Whitey."


Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch !

...if, indeed, that is your name....