Especially after you show up.

Now you made baby Jesus cry.

Meh. Random thoughts. Some are bound to be grumpy.
Well... there are here mmm-kay?

Deal with it, pissy-eye.

Hmm, rather intriguing.

Tell him "welcome to my world."

Yeah, Hitler used to say the same thing.

[Note: The above is intended to be a humorous reference to Godwin's Law and is not intended as insult, slander, or flame directed at HLJ. Your mileage may vary. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Void where prohibited by law.]

Okay - back to random thoughts.

I was just wondering how much a male prostitute charges.
And would he let me go on top and take as long as I wanted?

Do not taunt happy fun post.

I think that's their job! Then again, in this world, even a hired sex man probably does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants to do it. It'll cost more to have it your way.

You are not the boss of me!

No, I'm not. Now get on your knees and lick my feet. kthxbai. ;)

Part of my job is verification, meaning I compare tax documents etc to numbers reported to the feds.

Having reviewed approximately 5000 of them over the past few years, I've seen some great stuff.

Today I found a couple who listed the wife's occupation as Hose Wife. Forgot the U, or does it have a deeper meaning? Cracked me up.

Went to Subway today for lunch.
I like how they classify the "Spicy Italian"...it's only like that because
there's pepperoni on it? I don't know about you, but I don't find pepperoni to be hot. hmm.

I listened to dolphins breathing Saturday.

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