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monster

02-02-2008 11:31 AM

no lady is going to care about the dolphin/shark/whale with that on board...... :eek:

classicman

02-02-2008 12:53 PM

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Griff

03-11-2008 08:22 AM

Elliot Mess or Cheers on Wall Street

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LabRat

03-11-2008 08:40 AM

:lol:

lookout123

03-11-2008 11:47 AM

I'm glad to see the bastard go down. He's made a career out of being a media whore and distorting the truth about companies to make it look like he was saving the day for the common man.

Suck it Spitz.

glatt

03-11-2008 12:12 PM

Never heard of the guy before today, but it sounds like he was portraying himself as some sort of moral crusader. I always love to see them felled by tawdry scandal.

lookout123

03-11-2008 12:20 PM

Oh, he's a real sonofabitch. He was the model AG (aspiring govenor). He leaked completely inaccurate stories to the Wall Street Journal when targeting companies. He purposely gave inaccurate descriptions of legal and appropriate business practices to make them sound sinister. He was the Jesse Jackson of AG's. When he came calling companies had better cough up money and give him the opportunity for a press release regardless of wrongdoing.

All the while he positioned himself as the Lone Ranger taking on evil business and watching out for the little guy.

Shawnee123

03-11-2008 12:24 PM

He looks a bit satanish.

His wife looks like an older Jennifer Aniston. Can't imagine what she and their children are going through.

xoxoxoBruce

03-11-2008 10:49 PM

I think he rubbed my foot once.

Elspode

03-12-2008 12:43 AM

Spitzer is a moralist's nightmare, and a common man's wet dream. What a twit. What an ultramoroon. What an ignoraniumus.

xoxoxoBruce

03-12-2008 02:39 AM

And expensive habits.

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Emperors' Club has the diamond. According to a page on "Introduction Fees," the club ranked its call girls from three to seven diamonds based on "individual education, sophistication, and ambiance." Prices range from $1,000 for an hour with a three-diamond prostitute up to $3,100 for a seven-diamond hooker; dawn-to-dawn rates go from $10,000 for a three-diamond to $31,000 for a seven-diamond. Bargain hunters take note: $30,000 will buy you a trio of three-diamond prostitutes—that's a total of nine diamonds for less than the price of a single seven-diamond call girl.

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Undertoad

03-12-2008 09:07 AM

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"We understand that some of our clients / members and represented models may be interested in long-term companionship / private dating on a more personal level," the site explains. "We are happy to contribute to such arrangements." How does Emperors' Club express its happiness on such joyous occasions? By demanding a "buyout"—"a mutually agreed upon lump sum which the client / member transfers to the company to compensate the company for its role in and allocation of valuable resources which make it possible for this relationship to occur between the client and model."

If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.

lookout123

03-12-2008 11:46 AM

So it's an honest version of eharmony?

toranokaze

03-12-2008 11:50 AM

How does one apply for this "club", I think I could a lot for a 1000 an hour.

Clodfobble

03-12-2008 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

If I'm rich I might buy a slave girl, I mean, uh, receive long-term companionship from a valuable resource after a mutually agreed upon lump sum.

Hey wait a second, I had several companies offer to buyout my contract way back when I was doing temp work! But now that I think about it, most of those jobs were a lot like slave labor...

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