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Drax 12-04-2007 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 413260)
I would like simply to spend time with those I love without all the drama and stress that normally accompanies holiday get-togethers. I don't have a lot of materialistic possessions, nor do I need any more. Some peace, serenity and relaxation would be just plenty. Oh, and a hug from each of my kids. That will make my year.
...and those of us who are Christian need to remember the real reason for Christmas...the birth of the Son Of Our Lord. I suppose that's why we give our children presents. As children of Jehovah, they are all parts of Jesus.

Elspode 12-05-2007 06:04 PM
Presents are parts of Jesus? Ewww...

Drax 12-05-2007 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 413557)
Presents are parts of Jesus? Ewww...
For lack of a better phrase. :p

Sundae 12-05-2007 06:26 PM
Oh no, images of newspaper wrapped, leaking packages beneath the Christmas tree now in my mind. Thanks 'Spode!

Aliantha 12-05-2007 06:46 PM
hmmm..that sounds like something from the Simpsons SG.

Elspode 12-05-2007 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 413564)
Oh no, images of newspaper wrapped, leaking packages beneath the Christmas tree now in my mind. Thanks 'Spode!
...and the paper looks like the Shroud of Turin...

jester 12-06-2007 11:24 AM
I haven't seen these if they are available, but I would like

"solar powered" outdoor christmas lights. who in the world wants to deal with extension cords running everywhere.

for myself personally i want a pair of Lugs.

binky 12-06-2007 11:37 AM
those would be cool since I live 2 feet from the sun

Bullitt 12-06-2007 02:01 PM
Her :blush:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...77146_6650.jpg

no not in that way you pervs.

lookout123 12-06-2007 02:07 PM
2 thoughts:

1) I really hope you are talking about the subject in the foreground.

2) What do you mean "not in that way"? you better - plenty of dwellars want her "in that way".

Bullitt 12-06-2007 02:13 PM
I dunno, lots of things get better with age.. fine wine.. cheese.. steak..






yeah no it's the young one

2) well derr I'm a young virile male come on now. But, one thing at a time. I'm going after top shelf goods here.

Drax 12-06-2007 03:43 PM
...Medicare to pay for the custom wheelchair me and my PT discussed instead of trying to push a standard hospital-type chair in my face. :angry:

Elspode 12-06-2007 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 413853)
2) well derr I'm a young virile male come on now. But, one thing at a time. I'm going after top shelf goods here.
Okay, fine...you're a wonderfully moral young man. This does, however, beg the question...just what the hell *do* you want her for? Housekeeping? Personal assistant? Does she have bookkeeping skills?

I think you want to have carnal knowledge of her, but you're just dodging the obvious.

classicman 12-06-2007 05:10 PM
He's smart Els and he's planning ahead for when she looks or joins the cellar....

lookout123 12-06-2007 05:11 PM
well then, i'll plan ahead for that day. I am looking for a personal assistant and i pay well. Apply within.


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