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lookout123 03-04-2008 01:11 PM

well, that's the problem with your story right there. there is no airport in san diego. san diego doesn't actually exist. it is like the moon landing - all done on a sound stage in burbank. clever tourism professionals created the myth of san diego to fool those clever australians into thinking there was at least one good thing about america.

Shawnee123 03-04-2008 01:24 PM

lol...where the hell did I fly into then? I remember getting off a plane, I remember getting on a shuttle. I remember my room at the Holiday Inn right across from the Maritime Museum...

I'm direction dyslexic and really bad at geography...maybe I was actually in Reykjavik. :blush:

lookout123 03-04-2008 01:42 PM

you were actually picked up from John Wayne International airport and whisked away along a very well staged path to the soundstage in burbank.

Shawnee123 03-04-2008 01:48 PM

Well how did they fake the ocean, then? I done seen it, I swears I did.

lookout123 03-04-2008 02:05 PM

what's an ocean?

Griff 03-04-2008 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 436653)
Well how did they fake the ocean, then? I done seen it, I swears I did.

Walt Disney and NASA, you connect the dots.

Shawnee123 03-04-2008 03:02 PM

Like the stars in that Lion King scene? We all know what we got when we connected those dots!

jinx 03-04-2008 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 436612)
I haven't been to a lot of places, but I fell in love with San Diego the second the plane landed.

I'd agree, San Diego is really nice. I like that whole area really, LA south to the border. I'm pretty sure that if I could afford to live there I would, despite all the ants, fires, earthquakes, landslides, illegals etc....

TheMercenary 03-05-2008 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 436660)
Walt Disney and NASA, you connect the dots.

You forgot the CIA and the Illuminati. They are in on it too. Oh, and the Jews too.

Shawnee123 03-05-2008 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 436746)
I'd agree, San Diego is really nice. I like that whole area really, LA south to the border. I'm pretty sure that if I could afford to live there I would, despite all the ants, fires, earthquakes, landslides, illegals etc....

I picked up a real estate magazine while I was there. I found a lovely little starter home: $690,000. Yikes.

But it is beautiful. I can see why people deal with the cost of living, the ants, fires, landslides, illegals, etc!

BethL 05-07-2008 09:10 PM

Florida... It's humid and filled with tourists. The parts without tourists are filled with craptastic drivers (old people and/or New Yorkers [sorry, folks!]).

People have a bad impression about Detroit from the news. What you see on the news tends to be in neighborhoods where visitors never venture. (That's not to justify it in any sense, rather it's to say that visitors need not worry about being hit by stray gunfire.) It's actually not a bad place, and I say that as someone who grew up in the suburbs where it is not rare to encounter people who haven't been downtown in a decade.

lumberjim 05-07-2008 09:56 PM

psst....Florida is a State!

and welcome to the cellar......

BethL 05-07-2008 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 451863)
psst....Florida is a State!

and welcome to the cellar......

I'm aware, but Florida still sucks.

TheMercenary 05-07-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BethL (Post 451865)
I'm aware, but Florida still sucks.

I beg to differ. The places you visited in Florida may have sucked, but there are 10 places I can name you most likely never visited that are wonderful, have minimal tourists, and the people are all pretty nice. But hey, I am nearly a local.

TheMercenary 05-07-2008 10:16 PM

Worst City: Newark, NJ followed closely by Paterson and Elizabeth, NJ.


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