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bluecuracao 10-07-2007 01:15 AM

OK, fine.

Monkeyboy claims that the rest of your body will exert some force on the scale. I can see that. But I still think it wouldn't be far off the mark.

ZenGum 10-07-2007 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 392705)
how would you weigh someone's head...if you wanted to go about it. short of weighing, beheading and re-weighing?


Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 392724)
stop picturing that. right now. im not doing it

Agreed, it is quite inefficient. Why weigh, behead, and weigh again, when you could just behead and weigh the head? :behead:

To be charitable, maybe Bluecuracao was suggesting that you do the lie-down-with-your-head-on-the-scales technique. This would give a pretty close reading, if the scales are pretty thin and sit on the floor. Although it raises the question of how much neck should be counted as "head". (cue Linda Lovelace reference :sick2: closest thing to a blowjob smilie I could find ).

PS Yes BMI shouldn't be taken too seriously. It makes no allowance for whether the person is 230 pounds of flabby fat or 230 pounds of steely muscle. But it is a starting guide to comparing people's height/weight ratios.

bluecuracao 10-07-2007 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 392729)
To be charitable, maybe Bluecuracao was suggesting that you do the lie-down-with-your-head-on-the-scales technique.

You're absolutely right, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Mockingbird 10-07-2007 02:01 AM

The average head is about 8 lbs total or something, isn't it?

DanaC 10-07-2007 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC
My ex used to say, if we ever had kids, we'd better bottle feed em to save em from starvation.:P

Quote:

I wonder if comments like this helped him earn the status of "ex".


*chuckles* nah. It was in humour and never meant cruelly.

DucksNuts 10-07-2007 06:39 AM

awww c'mon LJ, do it, do it, do it!!!!

And Jinx, take pics!

Aliantha 10-07-2007 06:52 AM

I bet his head doesn't weigh as much as he thinks it does. lol

ZenGum 10-07-2007 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 392758)
I bet his head doesn't weigh as much as he thinks it does. lol

Agreed. 40 pounds ... 18kg ... surely not. mediocre "big head" comments aside.

Given that the human body has slightly less density than water, this gives us various ways to approximate the weight of various parts based on their volume.

Easiest is to find a container of water that is about the same size as the body part, in this case, LJ's head. I'm thinking of 4 liter (roughly, gallon) containers as being pretty close to a human head. So we are looking at 4 or 5 kilograms, 10 to 12 pounds.

Also consider that typical human brain capacity is about 1300 to 1400 ccs, 1.3 to 1.4 liters. Roughly triple that (since lots of the head isn't brain) and again we are approaching 4 liters, 4 kilograms, 10 pounds.

If we want to go to greater lengths we could do an Archimedes type measurement. LJ gets into a large bath with just his head above the water, marks water level, submerges head, marks water level, calculates volume displaced, multiply by density of body... but then we have to allow for the hollow places in the head: mouth, sinus, ears etc.

I guess the scales thing would be easier. Please do it LJ, now I am itching to know.

Aliantha 10-07-2007 07:15 AM

lol...yes well, for one thing, I need to see pics of him with his head on the scales.

For another, I still think it'll be fairly light on.

ZenGum 10-07-2007 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 392585)

(snip)

... your wife would leave you for me.

(Snip)

my head weighs 40 lbs alone!

It has just occurred to me, in the context of this extremely selective quotation (apologies LJ), that we are all making a presumption about which "head" LJ was referring to. :eek:

That's twice I've needed a big dick smilie.

I'd just like to add that I'm not normally so focused on penis size. Its just been coming up. :blush: so to speak.

Aliantha 10-07-2007 07:24 AM

ok, I need to confirm that I was talking about the head on his shoulders. lol I definitely have not been spending time thinking of jimbo's wang on the scales.

Sundae 10-07-2007 07:52 AM

For the record, Dana looks like an athlete, not scarecrow skinny, and no sign of an overhang that I was aware of.

lumberjim 10-07-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 392764)
ok, I need to confirm that I was talking about the head on his shoulders. lol I definitely have not been spending time thinking of jimbo's wang on the scales.

you lie........

Aliantha 10-07-2007 09:59 PM

lol...I do not. :alien:

lumberjim 10-07-2007 10:15 PM

you got a visual while you typed your previous post.....and if you didn't, you have one now....


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