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xoxoxoBruce 08-26-2007 06:31 AM

It is.

lumberjim 08-26-2007 11:15 AM

so...i was looking at the 'todays posts' search results...and saw that this thread had 60 replies.....and thought...oh...wonder what the hullabaloo is in there? duckduck got em all riled up again? then i realized that ali and dana had been here. and was like....oh, ok.....whatever. then i saw bruce breaking their balls..and was like....dude...i was gonna break their balls. so now.....i guess i'll just share with you the opinion that while this was mildly annoying to me.....and this type of chatting can be seen as litter on the highway of the board.....it beats the blue hell out of over-moderation.

cock

Urbane Guerrilla 08-26-2007 11:07 PM

Very metaphorical balls, though.

Urbane Guerrilla 08-26-2007 11:11 PM

Busting the third ball
 
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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 378313)
I can't shut up. I'm half pissed...and you know what that does to socialists don't you?

Moist, yellowish socialists? Sounds like some kind of sheetcake. :3_eyes:

(And I know durn well how you mean "pissed." So there.)

Rexmons 08-26-2007 11:35 PM

jersey gets a bad rap, i live 15 miles from newark and actually work in both jersey city and manhattan regularly. i think north jersey is considered more of a suburb to nyc especially since many people who work in the city live in jersey. all in all i think jersey is a great place to live.

lumberjim 08-26-2007 11:43 PM

Jersey is an armpit. that's just crazy talk. the only thing jersey has going for it is cheap gas.

Rexmons 08-27-2007 12:14 AM

not only cheap gasonline, but full-service cheap gasonline. also excellent italian food, the best roller coasters in the world, the most 24 hour diners in america, we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas, 50 different resort cities and towns, atlantic city (which has the longest boardwalk in the world) and we're building Xanadu which will have the first indoor ski slope in the country.

xoxoxoBruce 08-27-2007 02:23 AM

~The Port Newark and the Elizabeth Port Authority Marine Terminal is the largest seaport on the East Coast of North America.
~Newark-Liberty International airport is one of the country's busies: ranked 18th in World; 12th in U.S.; 3rd in Transatlantic seats after New York City's JFK and Chicago's O'Hare Airports.
~World's Largest Concrete Monument, Lincoln Park Fountain, Jersey City
~World's Largest Clock, Colgate Clock, Jersey City
~World's Largest Campus for the Study of Hasidic Judaism. Rabbinical College of America, Morristown
~World's Largest Organ, Convention Hall, Atlantic City
~World's Largest Collection of Spoons, Lambert Castle, Paterson
~World's Largest Collection of Fluorescent Minerals, Franklin Mineral Museum, Franklin
~Oldest Doll in America "Betsy Caxe," (circa 1700). Steuben House
~Golf Club Used on the Moon, Alan Shepard, Jr.'s collapsible six iron drove a golf ball on the moon (1971). On display at the USGA Golf House in Far Hills
~Second-oldest State Capital Building, Statehouse, Trenton
~Country's Largest Theme Park (Also, outside of Africa, the biggest drive-through safari) Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari, Jackson
~World's Largest Collection of Wine Goblets and Champagne Glasses, Renault Winery, Egg Harbor City.
~Most buried vendetta victims, pine barrens, South Jersey.

But alas, I think they lost the most polluted crown to Texas

bluecuracao 08-27-2007 02:30 AM

And don't forget Lucy the Elephant, in Margate.

xoxoxoBruce 08-27-2007 02:41 AM

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They wanted to build Lucy in Paris, but even the french have better taste than Jersey.

bluecuracao 08-27-2007 02:48 AM

Ah, the French. Known only for having slightly better taste than Jersey.

Trilby 08-27-2007 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao (Post 378863)
Ah, the French. Known only for having slightly better taste than Jersey.

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

wolf 08-27-2007 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 378851)
we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas,

That is not something to be proud of.

TheMercenary 08-27-2007 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 378851)
not only cheap gasonline, but full-service cheap gasonline. also excellent italian food, the best roller coasters in the world, the most 24 hour diners in america, we're the only state whos counties are all classified as metropolitan areas, 50 different resort cities and towns, atlantic city (which has the longest boardwalk in the world) and we're building Xanadu which will have the first indoor ski slope in the country.

And don't forget more Superfund sites than any other state! Now that right there is something to be proud of. :p

Clodfobble 08-27-2007 10:23 AM

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~World's Largest Organ, Convention Hall, Atlantic City
Lumberjim: "What? That's nonsense, I've never been to Atlantic City."


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