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DucksNuts 08-01-2007 08:04 PM

How did the fly shit in the pepper shaker?

Why would he be in there anyways (it would be a HE, he's are totally fascinated with shit)?

Maybe he thought it was, like, a fly porta loo or something?

SteveDallas 08-02-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluecuracao (Post 370536)
I don't think it would fit through the little holes...

If that's the case, why not shake it out? The pieces that passed through the top of the shaker would be pepper; the remaining residue would be the fly shit.

Shawnee123 08-02-2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 370552)
Maybe he thought it was, like, a fly porta loo or something?

:lol:

Ridgeplate 08-02-2007 11:19 AM

Those crazy flies... they poop on everything...

Cicero 08-02-2007 12:27 PM

Wow- I don't think i've ever seen fly poopy...What if I'm covered in it?!? Ahhhh! You guys would tell me right? If you saw that I was covered in fly dung and didn't know it?

Shawnee123 08-02-2007 12:29 PM

pssst, Cicero. Um, er, well we thought about telling you, but we felt so horrible about what you must be going through. We thought you'd talk about it when you were ready. :)

theotherguy 08-02-2007 02:54 PM

How can one pick out fly poo from pepper? Pepper granules are tiny. I would think fly poo would be very comparable.

Cloud 08-02-2007 04:31 PM

. . . have a tattooed commode:

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Cicero 10-09-2007 03:43 PM

I bet none of you so and so's live in such a ridiculous, small, flaky poser town..............

Where your best nights out are on your own property.

Razzmatazz13 10-09-2007 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 393492)
I bet none of you so and so's live in such a ridiculous, small, flaky poser town..............

Where your best nights out are on your own property.

I do!

ZenGum 10-10-2007 12:50 PM

Peter Piper picked and packed a peck of peppered poo-poo

Sundae 10-10-2007 03:29 PM

I bet none of you fuckers are going to feel like you've been mugged tomorrow because you went to Water Workout for the first time today.

jinx 10-10-2007 09:53 PM

Was it fun?

Flint 10-10-2007 10:21 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers...
 
...went out to the country and helped cut cattle (involves being in a smallish pen with a nervous swarm of huge beasts, trying to coerce certain ones away from the others, and not get crushed to death)...and saw your cousin get chased up the fence by a crazy bull - and it didn't even interupt his cell phone conversation!

DucksNuts 10-10-2007 10:26 PM

I bet none of you fuckers have left over wax in places where there shouldnt be little bits of wax...that stick when you stand up and sit down.


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