False - Where the hell is that travel agent - I want my money back!

True or False: It's too early to say, "Mele Kalikimaka."

true, but who's that your moma's kissing

T or F it's raining cats & dogs today

True - I don't know if we use kitty litter or newspapers to clean up, though.

True or False: Umbrellas make acceptable replacements for parachutes.

True, the British Military have been pulling that cost cutter for years.


True or False, I am halfway up the Faraway Tree.

False - It's the nearby tree to me. (I guess you didn't see me.)

True or False: I see the light.

True - you saw the light, but now your blind

T or F - The Pink Panther was a gay cartoon

Gay? It was positively grinning!


My mobile phone is more powerful than my first pc...

True - It's not fair, though, to compare a phone to a plastic carrot.

True or False: Crayons are forever.

True - just look at the carpet in my son's room

T or F - I really should be going home.

False - Since you're in a chair at work, you shouldn't be going anywhere. That would only happen if a tornado picked you up, and nobody wants to see that happen.

True or False: I'm not going to spill the soup tonight.

True, but you are going to spill the beans and your drink, all over yourself, therefore, your now going to have to have your clothes dry-cleaned and carpets shampooed.


T or F - I have a secret

False - Well, it was true, but now everybody knows.

True or False: Your secret is safe with me.

False - I don't think anything would be safe with you & the zuke:D

T or F - It looks like I'm going to have to do some work today

False - I can't even see you behind that pile of paperwork in order to tell. :p

True or False: The sky is the limit.

False - even drunk astronauts can get to space

True or False - There is no sense in crying over spilled milk