I had really bad wind today after overdosing on jalapenos yesterday. Seriously, it was like I was chanelling Dizzy Gillespie via my butt - and it was as smelly as it was loud.

I was only working with one person today, but it was my male boss and I didn't feel comfortable letting rip in front of him. It got to the point where I'd been holding them in so long my eyes were bulging. So when he left to go over to the warehouse I sighed with relief, walked to the front of the shop (I wasn't going to sit in my own stink!) and set my noxious children free. Only for the boss to walk in a couple of seconds later, to pick up the box he'd left at the front of the store whwile he unlocked the car.

I just hope he thought the smell had drifted in from outside.

must... fight... mental image... of extending SG's... Dizzy Gillespie's analogy... errrGGHHH.... ballooning cheeks...

AAARRRGGH! Too late. bwahahahahahahhahaha!

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

sometimes i wish i lived alone

she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!

sounds like a lot of fun, Elspode.

Secret? Um . . .

I like cats better than people.

i am surrounded by cow turds, oh wait......... i guess that's only a secret to those who are in fact "cow turds";)

Hillary Clinton is having a fund raiser in the parking lot across the street from my building in an hour. They have been doing sound checks for the last few hours, which disturbed an interview I was just doing. But I did get to see Katharine McPhee doing a sound check on my lunch break. I had to Google her to see who she was.

That chick from Fleetwood Mac?

(jk)

not steppin in front of anyone but that's

christine mcvie

jk= just kidding. ;)

(I love Christine McVie!)

(open) Secret:

Once was on a Caribbean cruise on the same ship as Christine McVie. somewhere there's a picture of a very random looking door, behind which was her stateroom.

Open Secrets lyrics (Rush)

I find no absolution
In my rational point of view
Maybe some things are instinctive
But there's one thing you could do

You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you

You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you

sorry:blush:

So I'm walking past the Hillary fund raiser on the way to my metro station, and it's crowded on the sidewalk. There's this guy kinda blocking foot traffic as he holds a huge and pretty unflattering picture of Clinton. He shouts in his deep, ominous voice to all the arrivals to the event: "If you elect Hillary there will be HELL TO PAY!.... HELL TO PAY!!!!" A couple blocks later, I heard a guy talking on his cellphone and he says "there will be hell to pay" to the person on the other end.

Weird. I never hear that phrase, and suddenly it's everywhere.