Jeez, UG, you sound jealous. Are you threatened that mercy will usurp you as ranking asshole? Are you clamoring to be included on the short list of second chances? Look, I know it's something of a blow to you, but we're not talking about you here, m'kay?

Yes, yes, you insult Ibram too. Yay you. Feel better? If you want a countdown too, just make up one of your own. Here, I'll start you off: three, two...

Ummmm.... well yep.

Now V, if you're going to confine your definition of "asshole" to merely "disagrees or is likely to disagree with V" -- and your idea of who's an asshole looks suspiciously like that -- you'll end up with everybody in the Cellar laughing at you.

And where are you getting this "jealous" idea?