Back to twats for a moment. I was once flying on the Trans World Airlines, aka, TWA, and the stewardess asked me if I'd prefer some of her TWA coffee or some of her TWA tea.
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shenanigans.

a nervous waiter in a fine dining establishment once offered our party some cock........uh cocktails. no lie

When I was a very little girl - about 4 or so - I got into mum's make-up while mum and dad had friends over.

After I considered myself suitably 'done up' I presented myself for inspection by the adults.

They all giggled a bit which offended my sensibilities to the extent that I loudly asked, "What's so funny? Did I commit adultery or something?"

As you can imagine this question led to nothing but more giggles and laughter.

Sooo... we shouldnt call eye-bram *Ibby* anymore??

Not EYE-bram, EEE-bram.

Psh, I dunno, call me whatever you want. If you MUST, call me Jason. At least I know how thats s'posed to be pronounced, I think.

Ibby is soooo cute though, its really fitting :)

I have weird little nicknames for everyone though

You mean here, or in Real Life?

One less dumb bastard in the Cellar. Oops. Hang on... No, wait... Lemme see... three goes into naught, naught, carry the naught... HEY! We're back down to zero dumb bastards.

So Duckie whats my cute little nick name ?????

Both, it takes a while for me to come up with an adequate name until I get to know someone, usually it plays off their name or a trait.

See zip, when I read your posts or type to you, in my head I say "bippityboobah" :blush:

Same as mrnoodle is automatically "moodle", LJ is "LumbersaurusJex".

Well, they arent *always* cute to anyone else but me.

My boss is affectionately called "Fuck-knuckle" or "wilewallywanker".
Co-workers are Mick-kal instead of Michael or Mick, The Doo-Ronnie or The Dont Ron (circumstances pending) instead of Ron, Topher rather than Chris...etc etc. Funny though, other people pick up on it and use those names too.

Eh - I know its weird, but it helps pass the time in the mind of me.

Oooh. What's mine?

HEY! HEY! STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM!

For Pete's Ache -- ;) -- twat is pronounced with a broad A as in father.

Is that .....'farther', 'fayther' or 'faerther'? :P

"bippityboobah"

WTF !!??!!??!!??

I have been calle lots of things but never one of these ,