That gets a "O-nee macarod" for sure (inchling's version of Holy mackeral)

Just holy mackeral

Thank you, thank you very much, I accept this award on behalf of the fine men and women of American Ambulance and the St. Agnes Medical Center ER, who have come to know me all too well in the last 12 years :blush:

I wanna' see pics of the bathroom.:redface:

No you don't, I'm just lucky that fresh blood washes off better than the bottle of makeup that I dropped on the floor once. The momster did a fine job of cleanup while waiting, she even had washed and folded the bloody towels before picking me up when I got released. For once, her O/C behavior had a positive result for me :neutral:

She sounds awesome.

[pedantic]
To clean up fresh blood, please use cold water. It will rinse clean from clothes, etc. Hot water will set the stain much harder.
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[notpedanticbuthandyhint]Soak stained bloodied items in cold salt water. Rub small fresh bloodstains with saliva
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Elspode - realised fanny bogeys was Britspeak. Should have said snatch boogers :)

White vinegar in a spray bottle helps too. It breaks-down the proteins. It also helps with any smells later. It also helps with stains, I use it most times with my whites instead of bleach, they last longer. When I worked on the ranch and in construction, it also was better at getting all the smells out.
One cup per load.

How many loads of bloodstained clothing do you do a week?

Used to do a lot. Ranch, bouncing and construction work gets messy. I also used to hunt/track professionally... plenty of blood there too.

I seem to keep being too subtle...you still don't get that I was talking about self-pleasuring. :blush:

I was afraid you were posting from Ipswich this week...

Oops! I didn't go back and read the original today, just my quote on your reply. Yes - I did realise that was what you were saying, but was pretending not to for comedy reasons.... Which I then forgot and responded with a translation instead.

Can we agree we were both funny and leave it while my head is unexploded :redface:

You know what makes for a completely awesome weekend? Having severe flu and your period at the same time.

Mr. Clod's all, "Well, at least you know for sure the vomiting isn't morning sickness."

I'm about to decide whether I want my contraceptive implant replaced.
It has to be removed, because its time is up.

But do I want another one?
Current implant only had one night of useful action, and even then it was only as a back-up for condoms.

If I have it out and don't replace it, I'll go back on the blob again; given I have no intention of having children it just seems like an unnecessary inconvenience.