ummm...no

ever wondered who gave you the rash?

Nope. It was Slang. He caught it in the Philippines.:worried: But not from Luisa.


Did you ever have to fight off somebody's dog which was trying to sniff your crotch?

Yes.

Have you ever worn an bicycle inner tube while overseas....just to make sure? :)

Yes

Have you ever smuggled something across a dangerous national border?

Yes. Have you ever been strip searched?

No

Have you ever searched a stripper?

No.

Have you ever stripped a searcher?

NO

Have you ever gone to see a male stripper?

*ahem*

YES!

Have you ever flashed an officer of the law to get out of a speeding ticket?

Yes (Flashed my pearly whites. It worked. She gave me a warning.)

Have you ever started a fire that got out of control?

No.

Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes.

Have you ever participated in an orgy?

how many does it take to make an orgy?

I'd say nine--4 girls, 4 guys and YOU.

then no.

have you ever rubbed one out while driving?