False - Where the hell is that travel agent - I want my money back!
True or False: It's too early to say, "Mele Kalikimaka." |
true, but who's that your moma's kissing
T or F it's raining cats & dogs today |
True - I don't know if we use kitty litter or newspapers to clean up, though.
True or False: Umbrellas make acceptable replacements for parachutes. |
True, the British Military have been pulling that cost cutter for years.
True or False, I am halfway up the Faraway Tree. |
False - It's the nearby tree to me. (I guess you didn't see me.)
True or False: I see the light. |
True - you saw the light, but now your blind
T or F - The Pink Panther was a gay cartoon |
Gay? It was positively grinning!
My mobile phone is more powerful than my first pc... |
True - It's not fair, though, to compare a phone to a plastic carrot.
True or False: Crayons are forever. |
True - just look at the carpet in my son's room
T or F - I really should be going home. |
False - Since you're in a chair at work, you shouldn't be going anywhere. That would only happen if a tornado picked you up, and nobody wants to see that happen.
True or False: I'm not going to spill the soup tonight. |
True, but you are going to spill the beans and your drink, all over yourself, therefore, your now going to have to have your clothes dry-cleaned and carpets shampooed.
T or F - I have a secret |
False - Well, it was true, but now everybody knows.
True or False: Your secret is safe with me. |
False - I don't think anything would be safe with you & the zuke:D
T or F - It looks like I'm going to have to do some work today |
False - I can't even see you behind that pile of paperwork in order to tell. :p
True or False: The sky is the limit. |
False - even drunk astronauts can get to space
True or False - There is no sense in crying over spilled milk |
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