lol...wanna see my twat noodle?

The ULTIMATE Question

OMG. :rotflol:

I like 'athletic' backsides.

Twat???
 

I wasn't clear on what the actually meaning of "twat" was...so I tried to
google it to get a clear definition.
That didn't help me any...so I dogpiled it...I had to confirm that I was 18; but now I know...

You have a twat noodle? What the hell is a twat noodle?

Twat? I cunt hear you. I have an infuction in my ear and I cunt finger out what you're saying.

If you go to the dickter, he can give you some penisillin.


Aliantha: gmail in profile

OMG spex...I can't believe you used the C word! Umaaaa!!! Here I was thinking I was stetching the boundaries. You just went ahead and smashed right through them. lol Good work! BTW...I don't know what a twat noodle is, but maybe it's got something to do with not trimming the dangly ones?

noodle, was that a yes or no?

ahem

pssssst Ali....are you like, trying to help a fellow aussie out....or cut my lunch??

just so I know before I turn all buddug on ya :p

lol...well he's not going to say yes for starters. For seconds, that pic got deleted ages ago and for thirds, I'm just being a stirer. Noodle isn't my type...plus, I'm a happily married woman. ;)

How's that for a defense? lol

btw...do you know what gmail in profile means?

muahaha ya dork...his gmail address is in his profile I'm tipping.

Ohhh, I thought you might of been dangling the bait to get him down here so i can try my hand at the corruption bit.

lol...well I still have pics of my tits here somewhere if you want me to, but I'm pretty sure you could do that yourself. ;)

"gmail in profile" is an internetism for "send boobies". I think it's from fark.com, but I haven't been a member there for awhile, so I might be misremembering.

Anyway the point is that I was giving you permission to send pictures. Of anything that you don't mind being posted on the internet for profit.

Corrupt me? lol. I'll make you famous.

Or maybe I'll quietly fap to them, or maybe I'll send you bible verses. I'm some guy from the internet, who can say?

:heartpump


On a completely different subject, someone on the news just pronounced the name of the British car company as "Jagwire". :behead: