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Elspode 02-14-2004 10:49 AM

It seems there is nothing as fleeting as having a #1 Google whale penis rating. We're back to #2, and the Cellar's recent tagline is false advertising.

Oh, whale penis!

wolf 02-14-2004 10:57 AM

So, is it the overall density of information regaring whale penii that determines number one-ness for google? or could one just repeat whale penis a great number of times?

What on earth are the sites that are knocking us off the top spot doing to get there?

juju 02-14-2004 11:14 AM

Google rates a site based on how many other sites link to it, and how many other sites link to those other sites.

lumberjim 02-14-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jinx
sperm whale in Tainan, featued in IotD;

<b>Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large [whale] penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.</b>


here's the culprit, then....jinx, delete that post.....the link from our own site is causing the slip to #2

juju 02-14-2004 11:47 AM

Uhh.. I'm not sure I follow that. :)

mrnoodle 02-14-2004 12:08 PM

If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, imagine the destructive glory wrought by a whale penis getting a hard-on.

In other news, I have it on good faith that there are people in this world who, whilst swimming with dolphins, masturbate said creatures in an attempt to become more attuned to their inner dolphin-ness. I love new age fruitiness.

Maybe they are practicing on dolphins to prepare for, um...the big time.

I hope I have never shaken hands with one of these people.

Shattered Soul 02-14-2004 06:25 PM

Gray whales, two males both with extended penis during courtship socialization, Laguna San Ignacio
Image: 3397
Species: Eschrichtius robustus
Location: Mexico (E. Pacific)
Copyright © Phillip Colla, all rights reserved worldwide.

http://www.oceanlight.com/spotlight.php?img=6431

True or not? You decide.

xoxoxoBruce 02-16-2004 12:39 PM

Oh, it's true. They laughed me right out of the pod.:blush:

novice 02-16-2004 10:24 PM

Well, Sycamore, you made number two in a Yahoo Oz search but an Oz Google turned up blank for you and the Cellar.
Congratulations.

elSicomoro 02-16-2004 10:25 PM

I'm...I'm honored! *sob* :blush:

novice 02-16-2004 10:36 PM

Shouldn't you ask what the search criteria was before you go all Jane Fonda on me.

elSicomoro 02-16-2004 10:37 PM

Shit...you're right...okay, what was the criteria?

novice 02-16-2004 10:47 PM

Ha ha whale penis of course and didn't i sound insufferably smug during my last post whilst simultaneously displaying my idiocy. I meant Sally field during her wrongly remembered " you like me..."
Oscar acceptance.
Pardon my fuckwittedness. I have the flu.

xoxoxoBruce 02-16-2004 11:07 PM

Is that the flu from the cuckoo's nest?:haha:

novice 02-16-2004 11:26 PM

Sorry Bruce but that went 'over' my head.
I'm feeling really ratched right now:D


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