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Sheldonrs 03-15-2007 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 323314)
No lovers with interesting piercings, then? :lol:


Several, but I never swallow...the jewellery!

Sheldonrs 03-15-2007 02:03 PM

Ouch!
 
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Who in their right minds would wear them? Is it a joke?

http://www.punitiveshoes.com/index_en.shtml

Griff 03-15-2007 02:18 PM

More fencing pics here John.

Dagney 03-15-2007 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 323334)
Who in their right minds would wear them? Is it a joke?

http://www.punitiveshoes.com/index_en.shtml

I'm thinking those shoes/boots/sandals etc aren't exactly made for um...walking.

Elspode 03-15-2007 02:52 PM

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Does anyone else think that the leaf emblem on this wrapper from our work toilet paper bears an uncomfortable resemblance to poison ivy?

Kagen4o4 03-15-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagney (Post 323344)
I'm thinking those shoes/boots/sandals etc aren't exactly made for um...walking.


these boots are made for walking

http://www.dangerousbrothers.co.uk/i...ew%20Boots.jpg

umm...and thats just what they'll do

Griff 03-15-2007 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 323348)
Does anyone else think that the leaf emblem on this wrapper from our work toilet paper bears an uncomfortable resemblance to poison ivy?

Leaves of three - Let it be!

Elspode 03-15-2007 04:37 PM

I'm definitely not going to handle the wrapper again.

Elspode 03-15-2007 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4 (Post 323354)
these boots are made for walking
umm...and thats just what they'll do

Dude...those boots are made for looking like a really stylish badass.

capnhowdy 03-15-2007 08:14 PM

Roaches promote them like the cows on the Chik-fila commercials. heehee....

zippyt 03-15-2007 11:10 PM

these boots are made for walking

Walk 20 miles in them with a full combat load and tell me the are made for walking !!??!!

Kagen4o4 03-16-2007 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 323495)
these boots are made for walking

Walk 20 miles in them with a full combat load and tell me the are made for walking !!??!!

well thats what i'll do smart guy!

Shawnee123 03-16-2007 11:26 AM

If that's "Love" I don't want no part of it...
 
another :eek:

Sheldonrs 03-16-2007 11:41 AM

Like the law, everyone has their day in Court..ney.

Shawnee123 03-16-2007 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 323614)
Like the law, everyone has their day in Court..ney.

I don't know, they might get lost in there!

Sheldonrs 03-16-2007 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 323620)
I don't know, they might get lost in there!


All they have to do is wait for the next train.

wolf 03-16-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 323088)
Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 PizzaForget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.

For $1K, I want thickly sliced Maine lobster tail.

LabRat 03-16-2007 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SquadRat1 (Post 323629)
I'd say she has some "work" done....

Dude,

NSFW!!!!!!!!!

Moved to WTF NSFW. xoxoxoBruce

Elspode 03-16-2007 03:36 PM

Does anyone have a dictionary? Could you please look up the word "skank", and tell me if Ms Love's picture is next to it? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it is.

Where *do* you buy antigravity gowns, anyway? The only thing holding those things in is Scotch Tape and a prayer.

Griff 03-16-2007 03:41 PM

I'd say most of the prayers are going the other way.

Kagen4o4 03-16-2007 04:48 PM

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2...neylovepk3.jpg

rkzenrage 03-16-2007 05:14 PM

"I'm gonna' make me a coat outta' puppies!!!"

Elspode 03-16-2007 06:55 PM

I'll bet she puts out.

rkzenrage 03-16-2007 07:17 PM

You should read Manson's book... scary.

Undertoad 03-19-2007 10:06 AM

http://cellar.org/2007/wtfmidgets.jpg

Undertoad 03-19-2007 10:08 AM

http://cellar.org/2007/wtfelephants.jpg

monster 03-19-2007 10:53 AM

http://www.animalliberationfront.com...what_is_it.jpg

Spexxvet 03-19-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 323709)
I'll bet she puts out.

Puts out what?

All the fun in the room?
Fire, just by looking at it?
Radio fraquency born disease?
Your lights?

glatt 03-19-2007 10:56 AM

It's always a mistake to gather that many elephants together in one place. It gives them the opportunity to organize the revolt. No good can come of it.

wolf 03-19-2007 01:21 PM

We've had the creature/art installation monster posted as an iotd, didn't we?

monster 03-19-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 324393)
We've had the creature/art installation monster posted as an iotd, didn't we?

sorry, I tried to search for it....

monster 03-19-2007 08:33 PM

(still it was a bit of a wtf for me as I have no idea how it related to the search I was doing.....)

glatt 03-20-2007 07:59 AM

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Hagar 03-20-2007 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 324553)
It's ok on Elephant Day, they're being stuffed with banana trees, cane, and fruit. they are separated before they get hungry again. Nothing like a buffet to quell a revolution.:D


Didn't someone say that we're all only two meals away from a revolution?

You'd wanna keep those efalents well fed 'cause that one'd be a stomper!

Sheldonrs 03-20-2007 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 324639)
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"Beckham who?"

John 03-20-2007 03:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...2007/dust2.jpg

zippyt 03-20-2007 03:28 PM

Well Burst my bubble !!!

Kagen4o4 03-20-2007 03:49 PM

look out! he's been shot!

Sheldonrs 03-20-2007 04:01 PM

I'm sure we will all remember where we were the day Mr. Bubble got shot. His final words were to his father. "Pop!"

skysidhe 03-20-2007 06:15 PM

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Zhou Guizhen, who is 86-years-old, shows one of her bound feet where the bones in the four small toes were broken and forced underneath the foot over a period of time, at her home in Liuyi village in China's southern Yunnan Province, February2007. Villages in China where women with bound feet survive are increasingly rare but the millennium-old practice nevertheless took almost four decades to eradicate after it was initially banned in 1911.(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)


http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/even...l3Bi1ShTB2WscF

Pie 03-20-2007 08:50 PM

oh. my. god.

piercehawkeye45 03-20-2007 10:43 PM

That was suppose to be attractive too.

monster 03-21-2007 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 324847)
oh. my. god.

quite.

How could you do that to someone? To your daughter? I didn't know foot-binding included deliberate breaking and repositioning of toes -I thought the foot was just tightly bound so there was no room for growth. I guess it's just a topic i never really studied.Interesting Article here says they did it to themselves -a seven-year-old breaking her own feet.

footfootfoot 03-21-2007 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 324917)
quite.

How could you do that to someone? To your daughter?

Because you want her to be beautiful and have all the advantages in life she possibly can.
Now as to why that was thought to be beautiful...

piercehawkeye45 03-21-2007 11:50 AM

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How could you do that to someone? To your daughter?
Cultural Differences.

It was suppose to be found attractive back then so they thought they were doing their daughters a favor.

Sheldonrs 03-21-2007 12:00 PM

Not many people can use a tea cup as a shoe.

Sheldonrs 03-21-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45 (Post 324996)
Cultural Differences.

It was suppose to be found attractive back then so they thought they were doing their daughters a favor.

I don't think the main reason was that it was attractive. It was a status thing. It showed you were wealthy enough to not have to walk anywhere. You had servants to do everything for you.

monster 03-21-2007 08:00 PM

but to inflict pain to do it. To break their bones *shudder*. I know they did it and I know why, but I still don't know how. I guess it's not a whole load different from the neck extenders and corsets, but I'm thankful I live in a place and age where pierced ears and circumcision are the worst that is legal/expected/accepted/thought beautiful and where refusal to conform is not a literal or social death sentence.

John 03-21-2007 10:47 PM

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.co...7/Failbull.jpg

zippyt 03-21-2007 10:50 PM

Whoops !!!

rkzenrage 03-22-2007 02:31 AM



There are three.

skysidhe 03-22-2007 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 324917)
I thought the foot was just tightly bound so there was no room for growth.

As did I.



Good picture John. I never saw a bull misstep before.

Undertoad 03-22-2007 04:42 PM

http://cellar.org/2007/wc2.jpg

BigV 03-22-2007 05:06 PM

Nevermind, I don't have to go that badly. Thanks, though.

Sheldonrs 03-22-2007 05:56 PM

The line for that urinal forms to the left.

rkzenrage 03-24-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 325164)
but to inflict pain to do it. To break their bones *shudder*. I know they did it and I know why, but I still don't know how. I guess it's not a whole load different from the neck extenders and corsets, but I'm thankful I live in a place and age where pierced ears and circumcision are the worst that is legal/expected/accepted/thought beautiful and where refusal to conform is not a literal or social death sentence.

Circumcision is just as drastic, or ped called it barbaric and I agree.

John 03-26-2007 07:42 AM

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/i-hate-noise.jpg

Elspode 03-26-2007 07:48 PM

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seakdivers 03-26-2007 09:05 PM

Speaking of Engrish - I read this in Time magazine last week: "Hoping to avoid embarrassment at the '08 Olympics, Beijing officials have sent linguists to scour the city's signs over the next eight months to correct their infamously quirky English translations."

Bummer!

Ibby 03-26-2007 09:34 PM

It won't work.

If anything, they'll get worse.


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