There is nothing in my qigong book about Iron Crotch.

I just got that....doh. :smack:

nope. i've been busy using it to shatter the previously mentioned records!
4 times yesterday! before work, twice at lunch, and after work! ahhhhhh i feel much better now! it's great having the g/f/soulmate home!

What happened to the big romantic spectacle? Did it just collapse into a giant pool of spooge or what? :lol:

:lol2: let's just say that nothing ever goes as planned!

That's OK. Somehow, collapsed in a post-orgasm puddle of sweat, those plans that went awry don't seem important. ;)

You need to get a Qidong book.

That's the one with all the different clappers in it, right?

Dear Anonomous,
no means yes when she's just a little mad at you
no means yes when she doesn't really want to but will
no means yes when a little more foreplay will do the trick
no means yes when she has a headache to get her mind off the freakin headache
no means yes when she wants you to put a little more effort forth
no means yes when the timong is just a bit off
when will you guys ever figure us out

It would be easier to build a bridge to Hawaii. :eyebrow:
We could figure it out eventually if you'd get together and agree on a common code. New woman? Start all over again.

if we figured them out, they wouldn't be fun to play with anymore.

Inspired by this thread, wife and I had two date nights in a hotel away from the kids. Our third is booked for the last week of the year.

Thanks to all of you, I'm having sex again after a three year hiatus, once a month!

How come only the married people are having sex?

1970's culture message, RE: sex; obviously fraudulent.

*pissed*

Anyone had phone sex?

yes, and it is very fun. I highly recommend it.