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capnhowdy 08-05-2005 02:22 PM

This fish looks like a minnow compared to the one featured in the 7/05/05 Iotd. How do these guys figure it to be a world record? The one in the Iotd in July weighed in at 646.2 lbs.... Three times the size of this "baitfish".
With the glove thingie, I would guess this crazy bastard DID noodle the fish. He's got more balls than me.

busterb 08-05-2005 06:28 PM

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I found this in bread last night. Being a country boy, I think 2 things. Rat turd or Roach eggs. Do I hear a vote for a lawyer? Bread will be unnamed till I speak w/my attorney. :mg:

busterb 08-05-2005 06:34 PM

For one thing the fish caught on hook and line and by net. Sports or by dynamite, or the old stand by, the phone?
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0

capnhowdy 08-06-2005 07:25 AM

I thought that was "the crunchy part".hee hee.... I'd say it's a longshot case with the "turd" detached from the bread. Write or email the bread company and they'll probably GIVE you a gazillion loaves free. Then you could find another dozen or so turds........

Happy Monkey 08-06-2005 01:01 PM

The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...

I can't get over the animated gif...

Elspode 08-07-2005 11:55 PM

Buster, you probably should check the FDA regs on this. There are probably a certain allowable number of rat turds and/or cockroach eggs specified for loaves of bread.

Nothing But Net 08-08-2005 04:56 AM

<b>Buster</b>, it's just like <b>Elspode</b> said, there are a certain amounts of rat turds, frass, even pubic hairs allowed in the food chain per the FDA. Just looks like you got your quota all at once. As far as a lawsuit goes, it would have been better if you actually ingested it, then you could claim emotional distress and all that too.

Hobbs 08-08-2005 12:05 PM

Did you try disecting it? It might not be a rat turd but a burnt piece of someone's index finger.

Kagen4o4 08-08-2005 07:21 PM

im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way

http://home.velocitus.net/magicman9er/chegriffin.jpg

Brett's Honey 08-08-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
The latest fad in the teen druggie crowd...

A yellow cat just made herself at home at my place and had 5 yellow kittens two weeks ago. What do you think the street value might be on the whole lot of them....?

wolf 08-08-2005 08:40 PM

I think it's Michael Moore as Che Guevara.

Happy Monkey 08-08-2005 09:11 PM

I think it's the Family Guy.

Bullitt 08-08-2005 09:55 PM

It's Peter from Family Guy

Hobbs 08-08-2005 11:18 PM

It's...it's...it's buring out my retina with the amount of red on the screen!

grazzers 08-09-2005 04:33 AM

Heh, family guy is great, bought the whole of series 3 a while back:

Doctor: Rudolf, we have found out what makes your nose red.
Rudolf: Is it pixie dust?
Doctor: No, its a tumor.


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